Tim Wood

First, I will preface this saying I am also a Ravens fan, so how was my weekend?  NOT GREAT, BOB.  Normie: "But Tim, you sho...

I did not like that game said Tim-I-am, no way, no ma'am. Nothing like a nice little trip across the border to see our friendly neighb...

Tomorrow, we storm the league office and demand the shootout be abolished once and for all.  I don't think there is a single...

As in ride the lightning outta town, amirite? Bueller? I got a little bit of playoff vibes last night: tight checking, high energy - b...

Meh. We got a point I guess, and frankly not entirely sure they deserved it - just a grab bag of a game. We are now in a 1-4-1 slump w...

Well holy shit, how 'bout our goalie, eh? That game wasn't exactly how you draw up the game script, but having Simone Biles in goal kind of...

Hello darkness my old friend The Devils lost yet again That makes a four game streak 2025 so far isssss bleak  And the scoring.. ...

t It was nice of the NHL to feature us in the Winter Class - what's that?  it was just a regular game, and the only&nbs...

Well, I didn't see a total dud against the Mighty Dukes coming. That game was fucking stupid! The Devils actually looked pretty good in the...

That game blew.  First things first, The Devils played like dogshit. Carolina controlled that game from the opening faceoff and d...

The Hurricanes are more like a light rain, amirite? We are right back at it tonight, and in the words of Gary Busey, "Utah, get me two!" I ...

Jeez, are those guys ok? In my totally unbiasednessnessnessed POV, the Rangers need a therapist.  AHAH, nah fuck those guys. ...

You know what's fun? Just strangling the shit out of someone and slapping them around. Wait. What? In Hockey you weirdos. I got some real m...

Ugh, that title sucks, but we are gonna move on. St. Louis is a weird team, they actually have a few very good/borderline elite players and...

That wasn't exactly how you write up the game script, but that 3rd was Bedarded! The Devils came out a little flat, and credit to Chicago t...

"Oh, we're Los Angeles, we have good weather and the best defense in the league." Well, uno reverse card losers, our defense is b...

Welp, that was frustrating. I had originally planned on going scorched earth and was stewing for a bit after that game. Then I slept like a...

SING IT WITH ME!!! Hello darkness, my old friend We got shutout once again Amanda's tweeting one nothing them Our old goalie...

So we won this thing called the Cryptid Cup?  That's a thing that exists, I guess. Yay for us. Another solid win for the boys against ...

Well well how the turn tables. Our boys needed to shake off Saturday and come out hot, and they certainly delivered, getting out in fr...

Bad habits, passengers and discipline are discussed.

The spreadsheet boys like to point out, 75% of teams in a playoff spot at this marker make the playoffs. I think that's a little misleading ...

What a game, our boys dominated across nearly every facet of the game: Speed, possession, physicality, chances, just..  everything.

11/23/2024: Game Recap Devils vs. Capitals