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Devils May be a Wagon?

Devils May be Wagon? provides a hopeful read on the New Jersey Devils’ early 4-1 start, praising a faster, deeper lineup that’s lifting 5v5 ...

Mid-Summer Devils check-in

I'm bored, this bores me.  The general NHL marketplace has been relatively quiet, going back to the TDL. While there was some...

UFAs and RFAs and Trade Targets

What, you thought you were rid of me? HAHAH.. You idiot, I'm not going anywhere. I've seen a lot of discourse out there about UFAs...

Penguins Can't Fly, But Neither Can We

Here we are again, 3 steps forward 2 steps back. Again. Points-wise this didn't matter, but vibes continue to be low after they cough up a l...

Eaten by Bears

Anyone who went to that game should get a refund, just a disgusting no-show. I'm not going to get too deep into each play because frank...

Enjoy the Bus Ride Back to NYC!

Hope you don't hit any cars on the way home, drive safe!  Fucking losers, what a lifeless sad team. You suck as a rival, I wa...

A Shootout Win?! That's WILD!

See what I did there? Please clap. Don't look now, but since the Flyers game they are 7-4-1, a .625 winning percentage. When you start to lo...

Don't Let Mrs. Fields Get Hot!

As the season wears on I tend to catalog my favorite wins in my head. And this comeback, resilient win is right up there... add in a sp...

Did It All For The Cookie

Well, well it appears the Devils' demise was greatly exaggerated. There was a lot to like last night, and about 12 minutes not to like. What...

It's So Over, Wait We're So Back!

Got a little busy this weekend, and frankly was so annoyed Friday that I didn't feel like writing anything after the Winnipeg game. Do you c...

Dallas Heartbreak

I haven't gone to sleep that upset about a game in a little while, just an absolutely devastating way to lose a game. Probably going to need...

Welp

Things are pretty bleak in Devils-Land, but good thing I have some crisis PR experience, because you, dear readers, are about...

UTAH! Get me two!

I was very excited to use this line for a title, and if you don't know what it's from, you should re-evaluate your life.  Nice solid du...

Rocky Mountain Murder

These guys stink. Embarrassment is probably the most prevalent feeling I have right now. Basically from puck drop we got bullied o...

Weekend Update: We're finished! Wait, no, we're back!

Welcome back to all 3 of you that read this nonsense, I hope you all had a lovely 4 Nations break. Devils hockey returned with a s...

Vous nous possédez, Montréal

Kind of a quick one today - The gang got back in the win column, and now we sit and wait for two weeks for them to get healthy, get some new...

Ground Control to GM Tom

Their circuit's dead, something's wrong Can you hear me GM Tom Can you hear me GM Tom Can you hear me GM Tom Sigh. All I want is for my favo...

Sloppy 2 pts vs. Tuxedo Chickens

At this point, getting a win is really all that matters - it was pretty ugly, they grinded it out, and even though it was just one day,...

Consistently Inconsistent

We waited 4 days for that? In retrospect, and we should all now expect this - no chance we are ever going to have a five game stretch b...

Energy and Effort and Hits and Goals, Oh My

OK, fellas..   That was a lot of fun, more of that please (well the 2nd period anyway). I am still a little frustra...

But At What Cost... Again

Big win for our boys against Montreal, certainly didn't need that level of anxiety for a late January game. These are supposed to ...

Trade Targets

I read some clickbait bullshit that really annoyed me, and we went through it on the pod. My gears were grinding so much, I said fuck it I'l...

But At What Cost?

That was the team we all know and love, it feels good to be able to administer that kind of beatdown. First things first, obviously we come ...

Very Bad, No Good Weekend

First, I will preface this saying I am also a Ravens fan, so how was my weekend?  NOT GREAT, BOB.  Normie: "But Tim, you shou...

Canadian Federal Prison Treatment

I did not like that game said Tim-I-am, no way, no ma'am. Nothing like a nice little trip across the border to see our friendly neighbo...

Shootouts are Stupid Meow

Tomorrow, we storm the league office and demand the shootout be abolished once and for all.  I don't think there is a single ...

Ride the Lightning

As in ride the lightning outta town, amirite? Bueller? I got a little bit of playoff vibes last night: tight checking, high energy - ba...

Not Instagram Worthy

Meh. We got a point I guess, and frankly not entirely sure they deserved it - just a grab bag of a game. We are now in a 1-4-1 slump wi...

Marky Fries Some Squid

Well holy shit, how 'bout our goalie, eh? That game wasn't exactly how you draw up the game script, but having Simone Biles in goal kind of ...

Shark Bites

Hello darkness my old friend The Devils lost yet again That makes a four game streak 2025 so far isssss bleak  And the scoring.. t...

Broken Record

t It was nice of the NHL to feature us in the Winter Class - what's that?  it was just a regular game, and the only ...

New Year's Eve is Dumb

Well, I didn't see a total dud against the Mighty Dukes coming. That game was fucking stupid! The Devils actually looked pretty good in the ...