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[00:00:38] Hey everyone, Mr. Devil here, Danny Danisville.
[00:00:48] Three times the damage of champion of New Jersey Devils.
[00:00:52] You're listening to Uncle Puckers NJD Podcast with Chris Dan Bobby and Tony,
[00:00:58] the Uncle Puckers. Let's go Devils. Thank you so much for that intro, Kenny. That was very
[00:01:03] kind to you. What's up boys? What's going on? What a difference a goalie makes, huh guys?
[00:01:11] It's like a different team. Yeah, it's so nice to see yet so depressing, right?
[00:01:18] It's just like God's. Yeah, it totally illustrates that these are the moves that we could have
[00:01:22] made earlier that would have helped. My trust in Tom Fitzgerald is extremely
[00:01:31] wings for a lot. Yeah, it's an all-time low. I'm hoping he turns it around. I don't know.
[00:01:36] He could see him have a good off season and hope he doesn't make these mistakes again
[00:01:42] because he has done a lot of good in the past but at this point you're like, man,
[00:01:47] if you were to just pull these triggers a little earlier, look at what we got going now.
[00:01:50] Yeah, he's saying some of the right things now too. He's talking about the general structure of
[00:01:55] the team and the deficiencies that we've seen since last year and the year and through the playoffs.
[00:01:59] So hopefully he stands by that and realizes that maybe you can't keep all the shiny things all at once.
[00:02:06] You know, I was thinking the other day. The only time that we heard from him before the trade
[00:02:12] deadline was when he came out talking about his extension and his promotion to President
[00:02:19] of hockey operations. So it was all about you in apparently in the beginning of the year,
[00:02:24] huh Tom? Like he didn't do anything for the team to help these guys out but you got your extension
[00:02:30] and your promotions so good on you but what you guys think of that Maple Leaf game on Tuesday night?
[00:02:37] Well, that was pretty spectacular. I mean they were like a force in nature that came. I mean
[00:02:42] you know, goal-tending again saved them. And it was nice to finally see
[00:02:49] you know what everybody's coming alive. You know the Jack looks great. I was yeah, brat,
[00:02:55] brats on fire right? I mean we got no complaints with brat, but Jack and that's a big turnaround
[00:03:00] from a couple of weeks ago where it was like you know what's going on with these guys.
[00:03:04] Another one of those will-to-win games like they just were not going to lose that game for
[00:03:08] whatever reason that was what ingrained in that day and started with Alan. Was that 25 shots in
[00:03:12] the first period? That's sick, that's a whole game. Yeah, you know. And the guys just had it going.
[00:03:18] I mean between Alan and everybody I don't mind them playing with the one or two goal lead.
[00:03:23] I got to tell you like one or two goal lead was not safe enough all season long. You know,
[00:03:27] I mean I don't want to believe they can end yeah. It was a little bit of both in that
[00:03:32] that Maple Leaf game right? Like you felt like once they got the lead that they were going to be
[00:03:37] able to hold on because of Alan back there and how well he was playing, but at the same time even
[00:03:41] when they were tied or fell behind I had like no doubt in my head that they were going to be able
[00:03:47] to score. They were doing everything right. I mean they of course you know they let it up a ton of
[00:03:53] shots. I think 41 shots on goal. That's a lot, but when you know this is kind of like what we
[00:03:59] expected from Banachek and Schmidt this year. I mean how many times will we say they got to outscore
[00:04:04] the problems? That was a typical goalie kept you in it gave you a chance and then whatever other
[00:04:10] deficiencies or whatever else you lacked on the defensive end you offensively made it up.
[00:04:15] And that was just a perfect game for what this team really is right now.
[00:04:21] Because look I mean we know we keep looking at the standings and tonight's a big night for
[00:04:27] the standings. What big games do we have tonight guys? I don't know all I know.
[00:04:31] Everyone's playing Panthers, Philly, Montreal and Pittsburgh, Blue Jackets I think are games that we
[00:04:37] all got. What about the Red Wings today? Red Wings, Carolina. Yeah alright so maybe Carolina can do
[00:04:43] something for us to help us out here. Yeah we were remarking the last game that nobody helped us
[00:04:48] that night. I mean it was a good that level is one but boy the team's given away points to people
[00:04:53] we need to catch and you know we couldn't catch a break even when I guess it was Philly lost they
[00:04:59] still picked up a point. Yeah they were dig down like two goals leading third to it's not like
[00:05:05] they were tied the whole game it's another one of those heart breaks you know a couple minutes left
[00:05:09] right like you know like you look at that Philly's playing Montreal tonight like there's I don't see
[00:05:14] any way Montreal one second so you know give that at least hopefully Carolina can maybe do some
[00:05:20] damage to Detroit there and keep them down a little bit Washington is also playing right?
[00:05:25] Yeah Washington's playing too. Who did they have? They have Toronto.
[00:05:29] Well so maybe Toronto will be pissed but I don't think Austin Matthews is playing. He actually
[00:05:34] I think he is playing here I don't think he is. He's skated this morning but I think he is playing
[00:05:38] okay so you know it and then you look at our schedule on it's like are we gonna be Toronto two more
[00:05:44] times are we definitely beating the Rangers Nashville Philly like these are all the games we have left
[00:05:50] hopefully we could beat the Sabers I know that I like that senators put up like five goals in
[00:05:54] the first period against the baseball. They scored six yesterday against them six two but
[00:05:58] these are the games that I worry about okay there was only a couple games ago against the team
[00:06:02] that's the lesser team and look what happened and they see that they did great against Toronto
[00:06:09] yeah that's that's awesome Toronto is ahead of them in the standings and if they would have lost
[00:06:15] you would have at some level understand why and these are the games that they shouldn't lose and
[00:06:20] this is what there's been the story all year you're dropping the games you shouldn't lose
[00:06:24] so we'll see you know it's been such a nice turnaround has it been perfect no and one of the
[00:06:31] knocks since the recent turnaround as you still have dropped a couple games to lesser teams.
[00:06:36] What's the percentage now like 13 I think we were like at 10 or something. I thought I saw
[00:06:42] 10 something today yeah it's immediately after the game they were claiming it was 13 but it
[00:06:49] goes up and down based on who else has played and sure I mean if all three of those teams in front
[00:06:54] of us lose tonight we go up without doing anything right right right but yeah Dan to your point
[00:06:59] I was sitting there today and I was looking I'm like what exactly have they done since the goalies
[00:07:02] came in I feel like well when we're more than it were three and two even 12 percent even on money
[00:07:08] buck 12 percent yeah okay okay ahead oh no that was it no it was cool what do you say I was
[00:07:15] the most I was looking at the stats since the goalies came in okay yeah right that was started with
[00:07:22] the Dallas game right yeah yeah so that was a win that's one oh no it was a ranger game
[00:07:30] that was didn't I wasn't that Kakakakana's first start yeah that's true oh I forgot about that
[00:07:35] that's true and he played well but they lost yeah that's right he did because Alan had to
[00:07:39] the visa problems yeah yeah yeah so we had the win against Dallas win against Pittsburgh win
[00:07:44] against the Jets win against the Islanders and the win against Toronto that's five we lost against
[00:07:49] the Rangers the coyotes the Knights and Ottawa so it's still for as well as they played five and four
[00:07:57] yeah and we still have 500 and you look at it and I was a crusher man that was a crusher
[00:08:01] on it was a crusher and Phoenix I think they definitely should have won that game too so if
[00:08:06] you flip those two over that's a you know and that's what I you know it's I can't say that
[00:08:11] its team has totally turned the corner because you know since even since the goalies came in
[00:08:16] and they're definitely doing their job even in the losses the team manages to drop a couple here
[00:08:22] and there at the lesser teams yeah and you know right now when everything's like so hyper focused
[00:08:26] on the points because you're just trying to get the playoffs you know we're really examining
[00:08:30] that hard to some extent your team's always gonna let you down once in a while against a lesser team
[00:08:37] we've always been familiar with that happening with the Devils and any other team but you know
[00:08:42] this has really been the story this year definitely yeah and I mean unless they have
[00:08:49] another level to kick it up too which we haven't seen yet and they should I mean if they're
[00:08:55] if they did make the playoffs they better have that other level but this is when you have to kick
[00:09:00] it up there now like it what if there is another level to this team and they got to get to it
[00:09:05] and see what they can do because right now Washington is playing better hockey than the Devils
[00:09:10] the fires are playing better hockey than the Devils the Red Wings I was I kind of think like
[00:09:16] you might be able to catch the Red Wings but are you going to be able to catch two of those teams
[00:09:20] because it's pretty much four teams over two spots right so yeah and so let Philly in Washington
[00:09:28] kind of battle over that third spot and then it'll be us and Red Wings and whoever's left
[00:09:33] for that wildcard spot but it's it is gonna be hard and Chris I know you're not a draft guy
[00:09:38] you know you're not into the draft picks and stuff which I do believe the draft is important but
[00:09:42] do you think you guys think we're good enough to like it says have you guys seen anything this
[00:09:48] year to tell you that we're really able to compete in the playoffs this year like do you think
[00:09:52] if we actually got in there do we have the the team that can actually compete or should we kind of
[00:09:57] you know I don't know I'm trying to say never ever ever throw it in where this team is throwing
[00:10:03] your hat but are we good enough to actually I mean I can't bet on us going far in the playoffs at
[00:10:10] this point objective reality but I do think this team has like if everything clicks right
[00:10:16] this team has the ability to go on a run and it could be a surprisingly wrong long run but you
[00:10:21] know I do I think it's gonna happen well I don't even know if we're gonna make playoffs do I feel
[00:10:27] confident we're gonna get out of the first round against anybody not necessarily no I can't
[00:10:31] feel confident with that but I know the capabilities there I mean it's not like we got a team full
[00:10:37] of people who don't have talent it's a matter of can they keep this talent y'all together and
[00:10:42] the question is like if they make it into playoffs that's gonna take an extraordinary run of
[00:10:48] off of games at that point you will have to have some confidence in this team right because they
[00:10:53] have just done it was going to be impossible yeah and and then I might change my tune from where I
[00:10:58] sit today not only is it not likely they make the playoffs if you magically put them in there you
[00:11:03] can't expect them to go very far with the level they've been playing yes like Bob said even
[00:11:07] since the goalies you know it's not been the kind of record that will necessarily make you
[00:11:13] go really far in the playoffs well and that's the problem is I haven't seen that streak this year at
[00:11:16] all I haven't seen anything to tell me the day can go on a run which I hope they do I mean you know
[00:11:20] I'm well they've won five four out of five right now I think four out of five you know I mean
[00:11:25] which you know that's great but you know again the runway is very short so you know on tomorrow night
[00:11:33] well how I kind of think today's and tomorrow is gonna go we're gonna get everything that we need
[00:11:38] today and they'll lose the Buffalo tomorrow and that is only because of how I felt all year just
[00:11:46] from the evidence we've seen all year now like I said if there's another level they need to get to it
[00:11:52] now and they need to you know start playing that way because I agree with what Dan said if they were
[00:11:58] to make it at sitting with nine games left a 12 percent chance of getting in and if they somehow
[00:12:05] got it and it would have to be not only other teams kind of falling off a little bit but the devil's
[00:12:10] playing the best hockey season so right Montreal is one in one nothing I guess the flyers right now
[00:12:16] stop the game then and we're good and Maple Leafs won over the course one of the only caps only so
[00:12:22] Maple Leafs won already no they have one nothing over the whole one said they won I'm sorry okay I
[00:12:27] was like what time was that game all right so you know they're there ability to play better against
[00:12:34] the competition is a little comforting if by some magic we get again if we get in I think we're
[00:12:39] gonna be playing it a brand of hockey that probably weren't at least a legitimate chance of getting
[00:12:44] through a round or two I don't know that we're honest Stanley Cup favorites by any means but they
[00:12:50] do play a little better with the other teams short of Caroline I wouldn't want to get them
[00:12:54] first round I just think that they would bounce us quick and collectively of late they are showing
[00:13:00] more of the ability to play those types of playoff games but yeah a long way to go and if you know
[00:13:08] logistically looking at what they've done so far this year it doesn't paint a picture of
[00:13:12] you know pushing through the playoffs by any way but if they win they beat Buffalo and
[00:13:16] they beat Pittsburgh their next two opponents right so then it would be what six out of last seven
[00:13:22] and then you go into oh Wednesday night against the Rangers that being a huge huge game and we
[00:13:29] talked about we'll talk about it next week more but like for so many different reasons it's not
[00:13:34] just the points there is so much just pride and everything else that's on the line in that game
[00:13:41] if they can win that game and maybe even when it decidedly when it I think that can really be
[00:13:49] a catalyst for the final push to make you a bit of a believer at that point yeah you know if they
[00:13:55] can win now if they go on that run and win the next three I mean yeah so that could then maybe
[00:14:03] those odds are are cooking up over 50 percent I just hope the team is not looking at all those
[00:14:09] things that we're thinking about right now because if you're the doubles if you're that team you
[00:14:13] just got to do a one game at a time thing sure you know because it's so overwhelming to look at
[00:14:17] the odds right now I mean here's the thing if we get there with say three out of the next four
[00:14:24] points at minimum right then that ranger game becomes literally the biggest game of the year
[00:14:29] for all the reasons you just said and it would keep this kind of streak going if we sit the
[00:14:33] bat in these next two games we lose two in a row it's gonna mean nothing no I think that game is
[00:14:39] still gonna mean a lot but it won't be about playoffs we're about next year yeah exactly and then
[00:14:45] the direction of the club and character you know and then maybe you take one of those guys out so
[00:14:49] they're not gonna be at 100 percent for their playoff run oh yeah absolutely if you lose the next two
[00:14:54] that your main goal in that ranger game should just be hurt everybody yep yeah everyone you know
[00:15:00] they're gonna get us one point away from the playoffs and just break our hearts on the little
[00:15:04] last but most likely uh yeah it's most likely that's what's gonna happen but like I said if you can
[00:15:11] get it to that coin flip because the devils do have one ace up their sleeve they own tie breakers
[00:15:17] over everybody above so even if we are tied at points with any one of those teams from one of
[00:15:23] those spots it's ours yeah so because we've got zero points and regular in you know overtime losses
[00:15:30] yeah and then it appears from but it individually down to that we'd be grateful for the fact that
[00:15:34] we didn't we were bad enough to not make it to overtime because we ended up
[00:15:38] just getting the win and the losses what how many shootouts did we have this year maybe not two
[00:15:44] no none I swear we zero now we have five bonus points right I think that's it we call them
[00:15:50] participation points right I know participation no and we have not had a
[00:15:56] issue look it's Chris that's been one of Chris's um yeah I made predictions yeah only four
[00:16:01] overtime losses actually that's it where are the times we go to overtime nine no four right well
[00:16:08] not four losses the wins I don't know I don't know okay oh yeah how would we do that's not on
[00:16:12] there just a win yeah but no shootouts yet so tomorrow night like like you said though Dan
[00:16:19] like yeah the Ranger game on Wednesday could end up being the most important game in season
[00:16:23] tomorrow night against Buffalo some important game in the season right now yeah and you know
[00:16:27] Buffalo was fighting for their playoff lives and then they got trounced by Ottawa yesterday so
[00:16:33] what kind of mood are they gonna be in you know that's the other thing like it's it's uh you know
[00:16:39] you're not going to be playing there's not going to be an easy game it is sometimes dangerous
[00:16:43] but play a team that just got their asses beat yeah so I'm sorry I'm absolutely you know and
[00:16:50] too many times we've just seen the the slow starts are just it's gonna kill us if they even made
[00:16:56] it to the playoffs that's gonna kill them I mean that's when the goal tending is really helped us
[00:16:59] right oh yeah I mean it's been good the whole game don't get me wrong whether it's Alan or you
[00:17:04] know it doesn't matter they're both been excellent but really where they've saved us is early on in
[00:17:11] the games because it was slow starts like he said they were really really flat against Toronto and
[00:17:16] Toronto came out and threw like what would they have like 20 something shots in the first period yeah
[00:17:21] and they were all high quality shots it was like there's no way we're winning this game like this
[00:17:27] but they held us in there enough to do that so that's like spectacular that's what we mean
[00:17:32] even when Alan started to let in a couple of goals you look at the couple of guys that got in
[00:17:35] their pure goal scores man you just can't fault them they just they have yeah
[00:17:39] knack for score in Austin Matthews and Newlander wasn't right yeah I mean yeah
[00:17:43] they're gonna get they're chances and he still yeah he kept that team in it and
[00:17:48] advantage egg or schmid is in that game it's five blown out in the first period easy yeah I mean
[00:17:55] more more likely to not I think you're right read some good news on on schmid down in
[00:18:00] this guy so only letting like two goals in the last three games I think here something like that
[00:18:05] yeah yeah I just want to go about some of our guys are down in the anorondack thunder in the
[00:18:10] ECHL they these guys are apparently playing great goal bro door his kid there was a couple of other
[00:18:17] guys that they had that they just been they've been killing it down there yes that could be fun
[00:18:24] yeah now this is the same thunder that used to play in Trenton uh yeah I think so yeah
[00:18:30] they were ECHL too yeah I didn't realize that's where they moved all right so New York Adorondack
[00:18:35] Adorondack yeah I don't know what the Adorondack is at an actual town
[00:18:39] no that's not that I think I'm not I don't yeah I think they just mean Adorond like probably
[00:18:44] New York like George or somewhere who knows all right so Dan you have a devil you know tonight
[00:18:49] oh yeah I got one and it's not it's somebody who's played more than 15 games in the NHL
[00:18:56] more than 15 games yes that's that's the first clue more than who's this devil played more than 15
[00:19:02] games all right so we're about to dive into the most fun game in hockey pod could devil hockey
[00:19:10] podcast history it's time for the devil you know shall we play a game
[00:19:20] buckle up boys and girls it is time for the devil you know on me uncle pucker New Jersey devil
[00:19:26] podcast all right Dan's gonna give us clues tonight for a formal former New Jersey devil player Bobby
[00:19:35] me and Tony have to guess we can get three incorrect answers guesses rather before we are eliminated
[00:19:42] we can ask Dan any question we want he can or cannot answer it is completely up to him Dan
[00:19:49] whenever you're ready okay this is former devil was selected within the top 50 of the 2001
[00:19:57] NHL entry draft and it was not by the New Jersey devil's
[00:20:06] this former devil has played on a total of five NHL teams
[00:20:15] is he playing still this former devil's retire yeah that would be 23 years in league
[00:20:22] he's an Iron Man in the 80s yeah um yeah I played over I think I told you five teams right
[00:20:31] five teams he's uh he shoots left primarily been a left wing times his plate center
[00:20:41] he has played in over 900 games in NHL and over 170 with the doubles
[00:20:50] Stefan Rache me no wait you got one dude yeah
[00:20:54] yeah yeah yeah this former devil is born and raised in Ontario province of Ontario
[00:21:06] he played junior hockey there as well what year was he born
[00:21:13] he gave us a birthday who's in the 2001 draft I can look up his birthday if it comes to that
[00:21:19] early 90s probably probably so he uh also is not a huge guy he's uh listed at 5.9.185
[00:21:31] and who drafted him Dan he was drafted by a team he later went to one of the last teams he
[00:21:38] played with he went back to them Los Angeles Kings
[00:21:42] okay and let's see he was born they same year that doubles came to New Jersey 82
[00:21:57] sir 19 when he got drafted yeah he played for University of Michigan he's a Wolverine
[00:22:06] after his junior hockey career when played US college hockey um and he is a usual inheritance
[00:22:16] in Montagel in that he is half Italian and half Jewish
[00:22:24] hmm in his background
[00:22:27] when did he play with the doubles he played a total of three seasons with the doubles
[00:22:39] and those years began in 2014 his last year with the doubles was 2017 so my Camelair
[00:22:49] yeah Mike Camelair right correct nice good
[00:22:53] very good Bobby toonero nice Bobby nice dude it's uh the last NHL um NHL 14 is the last video game
[00:23:03] of buff for any challenge my camera's on a team ladies or Kate no it's blazing
[00:23:10] thank god for keeping old shit blades and glory we used to play that all the time at your uh dorm room
[00:23:18] or your house actually up in Providence blades of glory was it blades I remember getting NHL 94 too
[00:23:23] of course NHL 94 too that was B war but we I remember 94 but didn't didn't we play blades like
[00:23:31] I think we had a few of them to that had a little fat guy and yeah the skinny guy to just look
[00:23:37] like a little ball that's right I like an Nintendo one yeah that was the
[00:23:40] Nintendo yeah it might have been Nintendo or Genesis or one of those like only three body types right
[00:23:46] yeah like the blue element they were like that yeah but yeah when they did and I remember playing
[00:23:51] the NHL what game was it uh probably NHL 94 95 so that's the most yeah or that was a lot of fun
[00:24:00] well 94 that that just that's got everyone into the hockey games I think I continued to buy them every
[00:24:05] year after that but 94 always holds a special place for a lot of people do you question
[00:24:10] no I mean I got my kid PlayStation 5 got in the most recent NHL like this 24 played him
[00:24:18] once or twice he has to play but yeah I don't have any time for that all right it looks so good
[00:24:23] though doesn't it isn't it amazing how much they've evolved to be playing every day dude I remember
[00:24:28] how high tech NBA Jam looked when they had it next to the sawmill remember that Chris on the board
[00:24:32] walk where was it lucky Leo's yeah that was fun remember it looked back then it looked like I mean
[00:24:37] to me that was pretty high tech I remember being like we should tell Tony we should tell Tony
[00:24:42] we had NBA Jam in our house oh really the actual game machine yeah right next to the pool table
[00:24:48] and the pinball machine and the pivot machine that's awesome awesome freaking pretty sweet
[00:24:53] well shit I remember Dan I remember you playing Mortal Kombat man we would go to that pool hall
[00:24:57] and you would just stand there and play in games we're like so addictive I would just play with those
[00:25:02] cigarettes man and just you would just smoke and I don't think there's ever been a game that has
[00:25:07] consumed more of our life than the original Tony Hawk Pro skater that never played it oh we played
[00:25:14] that especially at that one at same house we were there constantly playing that like we like
[00:25:20] we're trying to read you listen oh and I just played effort yeah yeah we'll be an Anthony went on
[00:25:25] and we would sit down in front of the TV and then like this is like before we had internet and
[00:25:29] stickers I remember like getting the cheat codes and we had one computer upstairs and getting
[00:25:35] the cheat codes and finding those like perfect balance and you know unlimited everything did it
[00:25:40] was awesome and but that game was so great I feel like we talked about this like early last season
[00:25:48] on the podcast too because I remember we all had like these different special ability or one was
[00:25:52] a little better than the others like whether there's air tricks or just the racing and low ride
[00:25:58] so we'd always kind of constantly be battling against each other because there's certain things
[00:26:01] like you just couldn't beat Danny and yeah I thought about that game a few months ago I know I'm
[00:26:08] like I wonder if you could still find it and play it like what I never did I wouldn't even have a
[00:26:13] game system did we at that apartment we had nothing I collect all the tapes oh back there no
[00:26:18] we had nothing we were looking at the fucking fish on that the big giant in the Marlin
[00:26:22] yeah yeah whatever yeah yeah and then you got addicted to a lot of stuff and I
[00:26:28] oh yeah yeah what do you say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:26:34] no no no no no my brother was better than that that made he said constantly like yeah with that
[00:26:40] yeah but Tony Hawk Pro Skater just completely consumed our freaking lives that was fun it was
[00:26:46] a lot of fun I love I would love to find that now and play it that was a ton of fun I know my
[00:26:53] brother-in-law has like a bunch of arcade games in his basement he said a lot of those old fighting games
[00:26:57] yeah so like I didn't play him forever and it's all muscle memory like I remember
[00:27:03] and he like plays this stuff and I destroyed him like I can't not know how to play that anymore
[00:27:09] like it's like yeah last time last time I was out traveling for work we went to one of those places
[00:27:16] tons of you know throwback games and bowling and all that and I went over to the mortal combat machine
[00:27:20] I'm like here we go no problem 1991 all over again I never said a quarter go so fast in my life
[00:27:25] or whatever we do I couldn't I couldn't even throw a punch before I was just a bloody pole
[00:27:29] when I was like the computers were always harder I played in the arcade sometimes I'd play on
[00:27:34] the same quarter for like hours yeah because you were playing everybody there yeah but the computer
[00:27:39] was like you know maybe you get the point where you get through it but it was annoying nobody wanted
[00:27:44] to play the computer no I'm sitting there going like back back forward forward button trying to
[00:27:47] get scorpion to throw a little thing at all and doing it's like air punching just like this is going
[00:27:51] nowhere that's it you're talking about the muscle memory when I was little I remember we went away
[00:27:57] for like a week out my family like the only vacation we ever went to and the hotel we were staying
[00:28:03] I had a little arcade they had gyros and I played that every night when we got back to the hotel
[00:28:09] for like three nights straight and I would play for hours and I hadn't played that game in a long
[00:28:14] time and I remember being like a teenager probably 10 12 years later and I got on that game somewhere
[00:28:21] in one of the arcades and I remembered every pattern from the boards that I had played and because all
[00:28:26] the ships come in different patterns each time and if you know what's where come in you can pick
[00:28:30] them off right away and I killed it to this day I get in front of gyros I could play it for an hour
[00:28:35] you're like the time yeah what's that Tom like Tommy from the who you know yeah that yeah I think
[00:28:40] you're it's sort of playing giant gyros it doesn't roll off the time I never played gyros I don't
[00:28:45] remember that game yeah it was just you know you were one little ship you can go completely
[00:28:50] around the screen 360 and space and base different it was basically space and base or no uh
[00:28:55] asteroid asteroid right or space invaders yeah space invaders they were like coming down on you
[00:29:00] yeah and space invaders you can move all throughout the screen this you kind of can only go around
[00:29:05] and everything is in the middle and you just got to shoot uh you know these aliens I can
[00:29:10] burn it as trying now yeah it's you know a very basic game from the 1980s but that was the same
[00:29:17] thing I remembered every pattern from that you guys remember the 7-11s used to have the arcade games
[00:29:22] and I'm like over by rice live over in brick town they have like rolling thunder which I used to
[00:29:26] love that game is a kid where you have the guys with their hoods and you would just run around shooting
[00:29:30] each other oh yeah I remember that yes 7-11 had that like you would have frog or there and stuff it
[00:29:36] was a whole different time period man it was it was pretty bad I just got rolling thunder he was
[00:29:40] telling me about he got it I guess his you know fiancee got him a like I wanted a small boxes
[00:29:47] I don't know if we're buying one that has to be 82 or 83 some really I was really I was a
[00:29:52] little kid playing that yeah you're going to arcades now they barely have any games it's pinball
[00:29:57] and ski ball and then crane machines as far as the eye can see yeah I just see this is the boardwalk has to
[00:30:04] stand on okay oh god that's the same thing yeah the boardwalk still have the game stands on it and
[00:30:09] stuff like it does like how it's all day and tape remove all that stuff yeah most of them are like
[00:30:14] dancing games are like these giant crane games they don't have as many like maybe they have some
[00:30:18] of those shooting games but yeah like driving games that you can sit down and stuff or like
[00:30:25] those big Jurassic parks and ship but mostly it's crazy when points things you win points to trade
[00:30:30] out for more than yeah barnacle bills the same thing dude it's yeah so I told my son there I showed
[00:30:36] him like this is where grandma used to take us in the beach this is where she gave me a couple
[00:30:39] bucks I'd walk all the way up here go the arcade but then we're there I'm like these games like
[00:30:43] it I guess for the kids today it's still fun but it's still some kind of interactive game and they
[00:30:47] always get to leave with something crappy that just wanted to draw um but it's totally different yeah
[00:30:53] yeah we forget air hockey yeah true how we still have an ongoing uh air hockey battle
[00:30:59] about you have those yestercage places yeah I would it took my son to one and uh red bag
[00:31:04] with the westercage it's like a yes to like yestercage oh like yes they're just a little
[00:31:09] older games yeah exactly oh yeah there's one in raspberry right maybe there's definitely one
[00:31:15] of red back that's where I took the kid and um he paid like $20 an hour or something which
[00:31:22] and then just go around and play anything for free and that was kind of cool I played some of the
[00:31:25] older games you know like that I like totally forgot existed like remember there's an old teenage
[00:31:30] mutant in general game you said a P4 players and shit yeah every primal rage yes they had that
[00:31:36] there too that's that was fun you know I was king Kong or yeah what was your fun yeah I would
[00:31:42] there's a pinball um museum in the asbury and you same thing it's a tolerance and tons of old
[00:31:48] pinball that's awesome I have seen that place I forgot that was there yeah I love pinball I don't
[00:31:53] understand my problem with pinball and how I could be so bad it's simple I've never got good
[00:32:01] at pinball I always felt like there's an element of luck in pinball that you just can't get around
[00:32:06] yeah because the flippers only go out so far right so when that ball comes straight through you're
[00:32:11] fucked there's nothing you could do right everybody's like I'm really good at pinball are you
[00:32:16] are you like I don't know I mean I never let one go by without hitting the button but you know
[00:32:20] like come on right but I will tell you that any skill involved I did work in a stand on the boardwalk
[00:32:26] over what the balloon my first jobs ever was in seaside at the where they throw the darts at
[00:32:31] the balloons it has little tags behind them like you know for the total ripoff and I remember like my
[00:32:36] boss even told me he's like everything so you trying to tell us those carny games in the total ripoff
[00:32:42] man everyone is none of them are large there's a shock in prize and that's a shocking the you
[00:32:46] said stand there and hold fuckers breaking the seaside boardwalk guys those boardwalk games are rigged
[00:32:53] it's one of the first things I taught my kids when they were little and we go down there like
[00:32:57] I tell there's two types of people in this world there's carny's in rooms which one you want to
[00:33:01] be you want to go up and play that game you're fucking in a room yeah I'd be so disappointed in my
[00:33:07] kids if they wanted to play those games I'm like you threw up here you don't play those games
[00:33:12] you don't say not for you if you pay for those games now these to be a quarter what it has to
[00:33:16] be like probably like a dollar 50 now 10 bucks from three darts even when my kids were little
[00:33:21] even when my kids were little like I would take them to the arcades over in seaside and like go
[00:33:26] to the the crane games only then the off season because they said that they'd set them too
[00:33:32] easier when it was the off season like you never drop a dollar and from Memorial Day to Labor Day
[00:33:38] they had that thing on extremely impossible setting it's just you can't get it so we go and I'd
[00:33:43] oh you know I'm good at the crane games but I can't win shit in the summertime but yeah go over
[00:33:47] go over in December you know well I win you a ton of shit but yeah it's all rigged every time
[00:33:52] I used to win some tapes off those Union jacks when I was little though I remember like
[00:33:55] that's how I used to go out of my cassettes and all that well the best thing they had going
[00:33:58] on the boardwalk was this and they don't do this now forget about it remember that it was like a big
[00:34:04] like a like a kickball yet to throw and land in a certain color home for it on the thing
[00:34:12] to win cigarettes yeah and if you get indecent at it that was a good way to get cigarettes you almost
[00:34:17] always did better than buying them and it was the best place to get cigarettes at the time
[00:34:22] that's all it's cigarette stands holy yeah we had a cigarette machine in the song
[00:34:27] I had the little I don't think still have a machine in my work you guys still have that
[00:34:30] little legitimate folder that's cool and just this you know it's still on the same price as
[00:34:37] going to 7.11 Tom's every diner had that too remember I said one of the first ones I remember
[00:34:41] oh yeah so we got off hockey yeah Tom got some news sure give this for ice
[00:34:49] coming to you live from the uncle puckers news desk in a basement somewhere in Lithuania sports politics
[00:35:01] current events and entertainment it's the news of the day with Tony A
[00:35:07] honey with with you got the headphones today and the glasses you look like a newsman
[00:35:13] you look like the park and I have no pants on
[00:35:17] and I don't like they don't court like all new yeah like all newsmen do
[00:35:21] thank you and I really
[00:35:24] and now I'm gonna take it to a midget and to be I can beat that intro though
[00:35:27] you have this amazing intro then you have to follow that up
[00:35:33] he's got we go but I still start here I have no sports news today by
[00:35:36] up besides opening day today on the saw Bobby I know you're the only person that cares about
[00:35:40] this besides me but Yankee's one five washed it out yeah five four Yankees over
[00:35:44] Houston cheating son of a bitches but uh first exactly a Chinese man drank 1.1 gallons
[00:35:53] of water and bought it up to serve as a human fountain for a record breaking five minutes
[00:35:58] and 51 seconds and I actually saw the video and this is true you guys should look it up
[00:36:02] 35 year old Mahu down the water and used his muscle control to regurgitate the liquid and spray
[00:36:08] from his mouth for which and break the former record which was only actually 56 seconds the original one
[00:36:14] went over a cheaper I went and watched this video you should look it up Chris actually now
[00:36:21] in the guy for five minutes he shoots the water out of his mouth now with the record there's actually
[00:36:26] rules to it what's the I'm confused I'm just confused like how did he breathe didn't he not breathe
[00:36:31] for five minutes there's a whole video on he drinks one point one gallons of water loads up and for five
[00:36:36] minutes just as human fountain but how does regurgitate the water back up you can't hold his
[00:36:42] gowns mouse no it's in his stomach he's like he's like coming back up how's he regurgitate basically a
[00:36:48] long control puke of water think about that I guess you can't eat anything before that right because
[00:36:54] you can have anything else coming up not to be a very nice fountain if you know and there is a
[00:36:58] rule to it you can't scribble if you dribble you're done for when people in the eye you can't
[00:37:05] scribble you can't dribble and you can't it wants the stream breaks it's over so I just
[00:37:10] continue that's my role when I take a best dream exactly I stop I'm just gonna start again
[00:37:18] that's it you stopped me done continuous dream exactly but this trip dates back to the 17th century
[00:37:25] I guess this whole human fountain really people been doing this before modern crazy times yeah
[00:37:31] I actually looked up the video I didn't want to make sure it was for real and it was it was for real
[00:37:34] yeah okay so evolving something like that I think I get bored watching it after I don't know
[00:37:40] what was the original record 58 seconds about 56 seconds we're like on our local chapters like
[00:37:46] where do I get more information I'm just amazed that people have that kind of stomach control and
[00:37:53] like throat control to be able to regurgitate it all without you know anything else coming up
[00:38:00] and it's horrible yeah I just trouble one or my kid taking a sip Boba you never
[00:38:09] dropped me at the drunk man a Florida man had a hundred there we go Florida man we always love it
[00:38:17] a Florida man had 150 live bugs removed from his nose at a hospital Jacksonville Florida
[00:38:24] but the unidentified patient went to the hospital when noticing his face felt like it was on fire
[00:38:30] the man started experiencing symptoms in October it wasn't until last week when he decided
[00:38:36] it got really serious his lips started swelling he couldn't talk and yeah and he was whenever he
[00:38:42] would stand up his nose would bleed so basically the hospital earlier right exactly the doctors
[00:38:48] were shocked when they looked in the man's sinus cavity and saw a bunch of bugs basically the size
[00:38:53] of pinkies yes so basically wait so size of pinky fingers 150 some of them were some of them were
[00:39:03] smaller so there was erosion well they actually went up into the cavity there was erosion that
[00:39:08] was occurring near the base of the skull very close to his eyes and brain so that's why they had
[00:39:12] operate on a mom at first they attempted to suck them out but they were larval stage they sprayed
[00:39:18] rate up his nose yeah did they say how he got these bugs up his nose they never said how he got it
[00:39:24] but they actually it was really bad they were like basically like almost going to his brain and they
[00:39:28] were there since October could you imagine a October what kind of bug was it was it like a
[00:39:32] ant or cockroach or it was like a little like a little might I guess I don't know man they didn't
[00:39:38] say what kind of bugs they were but they had a photo of the guys know it's not believing some of them
[00:39:42] are the size of pinky fingers it's what the doctor said man I do find it hard you know I think about
[00:39:48] your nostril cavity it's a measurement of fit yeah but would you say did it it's a weird unit of
[00:39:53] measurement for a doctor to give out it's the size of your pinky finger yeah put your pinky next
[00:39:58] for your nose like it even if it got into the cavity more than one I don't know I don't buy that one
[00:40:04] I'm not really a doctor but I did stay in a holiday in last night 150 bugs up your
[00:40:10] no 150 bugs yeah and imagine that October like if you're feeling that in October I mean those
[00:40:15] things are living inside of you right and they were a rose but if it's actually school they were
[00:40:20] it's Jacksonville yeah if you're Florida and you're the like doctor on on call and a guy comes in
[00:40:26] says I think I got my face is full of bugs you probably think it's math or something right because
[00:40:31] that's just the standard thing yeah I'm just thinking early on like the guy doesn't blow his nose
[00:40:37] for like six months yeah look at there's a lot of bugs I mean to me it sounds absolutely insane
[00:40:42] it's 150 bugs you don't know I don't understand how it's but it's yeah I mean it's far
[00:40:47] I mean there you go since October I mean that's insane yeah it's one of our Florida man
[00:40:52] when you think about it I haven't been there in a while now though still in you it's been
[00:40:57] always in there it's always in you see things they never forget you know king of walmarts
[00:41:04] 27-year-old Rizindo Talas from California was arrested for removing evidence from a site where a
[00:41:10] person was struck by and killed by a train and disturbing video shows Rizondo holding a severed
[00:41:15] leg and eating from it while wiping his face and walking down the sidewalk later on the video
[00:41:20] shows him raising it up in the air and waving it and and for sure a law enforcement as they arrived
[00:41:27] first of all if you're gonna wave a body part at the cop you'll be armed with a hand
[00:41:33] that'd be nicer no leg wave the leg uh and so he just took it and started chopping on it yeah
[00:41:40] took the leg to the action like he said he like eating from it like eating from it there's like a
[00:41:45] leg a little bit still on the front of the news tonight like a drumstick
[00:41:51] I hit the ball too many times yeah the current character is a guy that you think he's on meth
[00:41:59] yeah what about yeah because I'm the guy I am he probably has 150 bugs in his nose
[00:42:05] I mean the bug's probably made him do it inside the fucking leg he was eating yeah and they finally
[00:42:11] broke through to the brain like they almost did with the sky in Jacksonville and now he's basically exactly
[00:42:17] his is zombie controlled by bugs yeah there was plankton size pinky size peak zombie bugs bugs and yeah
[00:42:24] exactly that makes sense all right well the current county sheriff officer reportedly took him into
[00:42:30] custody without incident on multiple house standing warrants and uh yeah for take it basically
[00:42:35] is arrested for taking evidence from the scene and I'm sure eating it probably another you think
[00:42:40] that hopped on this show today to listen to us talk about the devils have turned us off already
[00:42:45] I'm just kidding you know we've got like a good cannibalism story we were right about to
[00:42:53] the video game talk we you know but last story today which I was gonna what's gonna
[00:42:58] bring up last week which I think is pretty entertaining story Madonna recently was playing a show
[00:43:03] at the key of forum in California just before me and again calling out the fans
[00:43:09] made about eating human leg and blowing 150 bugs out of her nose under the top three class
[00:43:15] it was blowing out three rows it was like a Gallagher concert and then 100 gallon of water
[00:43:20] and it's on a great show and I have minutes and very good stated it from her belly and spit it
[00:43:25] in months 70 years old the brock put on a great show he's good he's good yeah sorry but Madonna what
[00:43:32] but Madonna was recently playing a show at the key of forum in California when she was performing
[00:43:37] she began to call out fans for yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:43:40] calling out fans for sitting down during her performance before she realized her fans are 70 years
[00:43:45] in wheelchairs she yelled at the wheelchair section I guess a paralyzed kid was in a wheelchair yeah
[00:43:54] so she did her kind of disrespectful she came out to see the show right to do a show for them
[00:44:00] and it just can't even stand up she said to the fan what are you doing sitting down over oh my
[00:44:05] I stand with my dad why are you getting sitting down she said as she walked over to the side of
[00:44:09] the stage and saw the person paralyzed she noticed and said oh okay politically incorrect sorry about
[00:44:15] that glad you're here was her response yeah I like how she said she's politically incorrect like
[00:44:21] maybe she was doing some kind of edgy humor that didn't go over well that not that she was
[00:44:26] disanity it right right the spinal attack moving it's all bad and I'm an insult comic I'm Madonna you
[00:44:32] know I know how the hell you all sitting down over there you know it's like wow poor Madonna good
[00:44:38] stuffed home yeah that was very good she now what does miss back then I'm in her 60s yes probably getting
[00:44:45] close to 70 I don't know yeah my sisters just saw her at MSG like a month ago so I don't think they
[00:44:52] were sitting down thank god they would have got yelled at yes seriously apparently that's not
[00:44:57] as frowned upon at Madonna shows I'm curious how old Madonna is let's see
[00:45:04] I was walking when I came in here Madonna but your show so bad it made me crippled that's what I
[00:45:08] wanted to know what's like she's 65 65 now the internet machine told me she's 65 so all right let's
[00:45:19] jump a little bit back into hockey all right yeah right now curious just over the Eastern
[00:45:26] conference if the playoffs started right now I'm could be wrong but I think it would be
[00:45:32] Boston versus Tampa Bay the New York Rangers versus the Washington Capitals Pittsburgh
[00:45:39] versus Carolina and Toronto versus Florida Boston Boston's won right in the Atlantic yes yeah so
[00:45:49] I think I'm right so the first match up let's say is Boston Tampa what do you guys think I think
[00:45:56] if that ends up being that Boston's gonna be bounced for the second year in a row in the first
[00:46:01] round okay so you think Tampa can take Boston out I think Florida is every team in the Eastern
[00:46:06] conference out the way they're playing right well they're playing very well but you know that
[00:46:11] that would be something right see see Boston below it two years in a row in the first round after
[00:46:16] you know the setting records and this year still looking so damn good that's why I really want
[00:46:21] the Rangers to get the top spot knees because they'd be playing Tampa because I think Tampa's pretty
[00:46:27] much set in on that first wildcard spot I don't think they're gonna move off of that too much
[00:46:32] so when the Rangers get the second wildcard spot if there's a top we get the second wildcard spot
[00:46:37] I said the Tampa is pretty much firm and on the first wildcard spot and that what I said
[00:46:41] that's what I meant to say right so I'm saying I was what if the Rangers were to let's say overtake
[00:46:46] Boston in points they would be the number one seed and play this at first wildcard which would be
[00:46:51] Tampa okay they are right now there are 100 points Boston's 99 okay so it would be Rangers Tampa
[00:46:56] and again I say I thought first the highest points we get the second wildcard that's not how it
[00:47:02] works to get the first wildcard the highest point gets oh no no wait you're right I'm sorry
[00:47:05] it would be to wash in capitals today it would be Rangers capitals Boston Tampa right now
[00:47:10] yes the point is you're not still shaked out either way we're close to now I think Tampa wins
[00:47:14] the first round whether they play to Rangers or the Bruins I think Tampa is that good right now
[00:47:21] I'm not following them enough to know how that good I feel like Boston has a better chance of
[00:47:26] moving on around this year than well last year nobody saw that coming but I don't think the
[00:47:30] Rey to repeat that again but ask me again in a week for sure so whatever I mean right now be
[00:47:36] what Rangers Washington I don't know if the Rangers want to play Washington I don't know if the
[00:47:40] Rangers want to play Philadelphia right now if anything I bet the Rangers are really praying that
[00:47:44] the devil's making it in yeah yeah that would not be something you get into that second wildcard
[00:47:51] spot maybe the last day of season and you go and play the Rangers in the first round again
[00:47:57] that would be the best that's true one to eight that is a true one eight game and I honestly
[00:48:03] think that if we are in the shape that we're going to need to be just to get into playoffs
[00:48:08] we're going to match up better against the Rangers than you think and I think that we could do
[00:48:12] pretty well against them probably better than who else we could be playing coming in at the
[00:48:17] bottom half of the yeah in the in the either way in the wildcard spots if we're going to make it
[00:48:22] to the playoffs and you know you make it in that let that second wildcard spot you're playing
[00:48:28] Florida Boston or the Rangers possibly Caroline depending on how things go so one of those
[00:48:32] are the Rangers out of any of them yeah I'm with you I want the Rangers what about you guys
[00:48:40] I don't know I don't know what the Rangers again the first round would you want instead
[00:48:45] of the possible yeah that's a problem right if we go to that and number one team I would not want
[00:48:50] would be the Carolina Herrickings right really made that point you that's a good point I mean they're
[00:48:56] second team I probably would not want to play would be Florida so then
[00:49:02] it's Rangers who else could it be Boston
[00:49:07] yes yeah I would probably think Rangers over Boston which if you think about it the wanting the
[00:49:12] Rangers over the three other three teams is really ludicrous as a devil fan because sure we've
[00:49:17] beaten the Panthers this year we beat in the Bruins this year every game we lost against the
[00:49:22] Hurricanes was by one goal I think the last time they got an empty netter but it was by one goal
[00:49:28] and I could even could even be wrong about that so we are in every game against the Hurricanes the
[00:49:33] only team that not just had we haven't beaten this year they have killed us each game are the
[00:49:38] Rangers yet we all would want them I would take the Hurricanes I think and the reason why I would
[00:49:44] take the Hurricanes is because it would take us such a run to get into the playoffs like you guys
[00:49:48] were saying earlier we would probably be red hot go in against the Hurricanes the first round I think
[00:49:53] you have enough a chance of upset them you know you would be rolling with such thunder going into
[00:49:57] there because that's the way we would have to get in as well rolling but yeah rolling thunder bang
[00:50:02] it's like the game but I'm feeling like a shot standing up exactly the thing all you need is the hood
[00:50:09] but back then that was breaking but yeah I mean you know think about it if we played Carolina
[00:50:15] after first if we got in like the way we'd have to get in I wouldn't I think we could take them
[00:50:20] you get in the way you have to get in you could upset any one of those teams yeah you know
[00:50:25] that's just the truth and and you would be that team that everyone saying they don't want to play
[00:50:31] and everybody would be comparing us to the Florida Panthers of last year so I don't think you're
[00:50:37] going to get maybe Boston took Florida a little too lightly and they ended up getting burned for
[00:50:43] that I don't think anybody would take the devil slightly I think Florida's the scariest team right now
[00:50:48] if you ask me you know I agree and I think since we're doing this since we're doing this of course I
[00:50:55] looking at the daunting task which is the Washington capitals with their two games in hand on us
[00:51:00] and that's five players but yep they are losing by two right now and this is one of their games to
[00:51:07] the Maple Leafs and the Flyers are losing by two in the second to the Canadians and the Islanders
[00:51:14] and Panthers have tied it one the Washington capitals for me is that's the one that's the lead
[00:51:18] frog I think we're right there with Detroit so as far as I'm concerned that we can get past Detroit
[00:51:23] Washington just got that extra game in hand at five points that's going to be really hard to win at
[00:51:27] what period is it second okay all right well you know these guys have come came back the last two
[00:51:34] games in the third to bite us in the ass so I'm not getting my hands up but you know if the devils
[00:51:38] go in the Buffalo tomorrow with an opportunity to actually gain ground they better fucking win man
[00:51:45] you cannot lay a friggin egg if these teams do what they need to do and I don't either just not
[00:51:51] enough road to hold serve you have to make up ground yeah you said earlier got me thinking because
[00:51:56] you were like what probably it's gonna happen is we're gonna get all the help we need and then
[00:52:00] we're gonna shift the bed tomorrow I feel like we're gonna get like no help in win tomorrow
[00:52:06] because it's always one of the other right it's like we just don't move but this is going to tell
[00:52:10] you what the devils are made up if the Flyers lose and the capitals lose and the Red Wings lose tonight
[00:52:15] like everything went your way it's gonna tell us like we saw all season long right the injury bug
[00:52:22] happens even in game like a guy goes down like Jack right what does this team do it crawls into
[00:52:28] a shell and doesn't fucking fight and if you have an opportunity even you know back when you know
[00:52:35] Flyers we were only a few points behind the Flyers and they lost five in a row and we didn't do
[00:52:41] anything I think at all the time that we made up like two points of ground and then we lost it all
[00:52:46] so let's see what this team is made up and let's see how the coaching staff handles these guys
[00:52:52] moving forward now too many times we saw the piss poor starts that just led into basically the
[00:52:58] guys giving up which is just something we've never seen from this double team not as long as Nico
[00:53:03] he sure has been on it like they just never give up and we've seen it this year so let's see if
[00:53:08] everything goes their way and they come out tomorrow and they just punch Detroit right in the mouth
[00:53:13] I mean if we were playing Detroit that'd be great I mean the Savers right in the mouth like that
[00:53:18] would be like all right then maybe you start feeling a little bit more optimistic and that's been
[00:53:23] the most inconsistent thing this year as you play you beat a team like Toronto you win that game
[00:53:27] and then the next game like we were saying a couple games ago when this game you have to come out
[00:53:32] next and try to be gangbusters well you figure tonight if we get off we get what we need
[00:53:36] with all these games going on you would think you have to come out fired up next game I mean now
[00:53:40] this is the time you have to do it and that's the thing we've been lacking I think is the
[00:53:45] we come out flat sometimes when you would expect them to just come on the ice like you know
[00:53:49] that's what I'm saying yeah how this team's gonna respond now it's gonna say a lot about him
[00:53:55] so who starts that's a good question um nice question now well below I pull Kokoan he's coming
[00:54:03] off a shutout Jake Allen that I like the way they've been using Jake Allen like even when he's
[00:54:07] not playing he's not even dressing like there's no chance that they're gonna use him I like that
[00:54:13] you know he seems to really be hitting his fucking prime right now he's trying to keep him as
[00:54:18] fresh possible and Kokoan is coming off a shutout I throw him in yeah I mean I think either one of
[00:54:23] them are very serviceable we'll do the job I haven't seen anything that makes me think one of
[00:54:29] them's gonna let you down and you can't trust him Tony I think either of him like it's great it's
[00:54:36] a great dilemma to have we have both guys who are producing well and we haven't like it's nice
[00:54:39] to not be like well which guy aren't we gonna start because we're afraid he's gonna give up 12 goals
[00:54:43] now I feel like each guy is a bit of confidence in you know the next game is not till Tuesday
[00:54:47] well here yeah so let me put it to you this way nice rest who do you want to play the Ranger game
[00:54:53] Allen I want to play the Ranger game so then you're probably starting Allen tomorrow
[00:54:59] pack a little bit Pittsburgh on Tuesday so Allen to play the brand new someone that's why I asked
[00:55:04] maybe would you rather have Bob I think Allen right I mean for the Ranger game or just the next
[00:55:10] game for the Ranger game I want I think I want to go for the Ranger game and I like I like I think
[00:55:15] he's great but I just think that's who I want right now for the Ranger game so because of that I
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[00:56:30] with code THPN the crown is yours as yours the biggest you know thing going into this off season
[00:56:39] is gonna be gold tending and getting a gold tender now we know that Allen will be there next year no
[00:56:46] matter what I mean how good does copo cockin and have to be to even be considered to get a
[00:56:55] contract with this team like do you think there's any chance or is this to just strictly 100%
[00:57:01] no doubt about it where he's a rental I think he's a rental I think there is a possibility let's
[00:57:07] imagine this scenario they go on a run and for whatever reason he becomes a number one Allen's injured
[00:57:13] you know you have to ride him because he's had a good game in Allen hasn't and next thing you know
[00:57:17] he takes over and he takes you a lot further into playoffs that's gonna totally change things now
[00:57:22] what are the odds of that happening well we don't even think we're necessarily going to get in so
[00:57:27] the odds are not great but in that scenario you would have to say okay wait a second
[00:57:32] maybe we do need this guy look what he did for this team short of that just based on his performance
[00:57:37] now which has been good really good I still think that if you have a shot at some of these other names
[00:57:42] that we've been hearing about you know Omar others you would probably prefer them over cockin
[00:57:47] it that's just you know I think where we're at today but that could change because he's on an
[00:57:53] audition for the whole NHL and he proves to have a great playoffs for us for whatever reason I don't
[00:57:58] necessarily see that Allen's going down I'm not saying that but if he does more than just kind of
[00:58:04] carry the workload with a tandem acceptably instead like leads the whole team to a great
[00:58:11] greater success and we see ahead of us why wouldn't you want him then that's true I mean I think
[00:58:20] it's one or the other I think you couldn't go through this offseason if you go through the offseason
[00:58:24] you start next year and Tom Fitzgerald just comes out we're like hey I like the two gold tenors
[00:58:27] we have so I didn't I didn't go big game hunting like I said he's gonna get torn apart and because
[00:58:32] of that it just wouldn't make sense I mean everything Dan said is true right now I feel like
[00:58:37] they're trying to play him pretty close for 50-50 or probably more like a 60-40 at least
[00:58:41] to get him both a lot of reps so if captain's the last guy who gets super hot the last few games
[00:58:46] and then we do make playoffs and you wins around or two I know how that would get extremely
[00:58:50] difficult but I just can't see him surviving and lasting here when we're supposed to go out and
[00:58:57] get that number one guy you have to unfortunately I think no matter what you have to walk away from
[00:59:01] Coppacopman at the end of this year I really do anything short of him riding to a Stanley Cup I think
[00:59:07] what you have to and look he's gonna be playing trying to play his best hockey he's going to want
[00:59:16] to sign somewhere he's gonna want to end strong and somebody that maybe take him as a number one
[00:59:20] so he's gonna play his ass off I'm not worried about that just because he's here as a rental yeah
[00:59:25] you know I think the Devils have no plans to keep on them I think that you're right Chris I think
[00:59:29] that his the market is gonna be for good goalie is such a thing you know going on so if you can
[00:59:35] have a successful year with the Devils the end of the year at least go into free agency he'll pick up
[00:59:38] with another team I think I really do believe Mark's room will wind up here by this by the next
[00:59:43] year all the time we open up the season I just don't believe it I just want to touch on this real quick
[00:59:47] because I've been thinking about a lot about this so I believe that this team needs a big forward
[00:59:55] on this team but I also see the way they've been playing these last at least you know these
[01:00:02] last five games and I'm thinking you know what they are playing a little bit more physical and
[01:00:06] there are certain guys that I was so down on early on in the year that I can see a little bit of
[01:00:11] returning and the main dude is Jasper Bratt now right we touched on a little bit if this is the
[01:00:18] Jasper Bratt we're gonna get knight in and knight out I want Jasper Bratt on this team for the next
[01:00:24] X amount of years I love absolutely and not only love the way he's playing I love that he's
[01:00:29] being coming a much bigger leader in that locker room and when he's starting to talk more and he's
[01:00:35] starting to be more vocal yeah absolutely vocal and I'm really liking it which leads me to
[01:00:42] I I still want somebody but maybe it doesn't have to be a big name a big Brady Kachuk type trade
[01:00:49] Jasper Bratt kind of thing I'm not kind of on that train anymore but to get a guy like Mark
[01:00:56] sure you have to trade and I'm liking the way that this team looks right now like we talk about
[01:01:00] Alex Holtz right I'd like to kind of see Alex Holtz move forward on this team well don't know if
[01:01:06] that's possible but why just say to go for a trade I think a guy like Lorraine Burr-Swah who's a
[01:01:13] free agent I think he is a number one goalie and I would be if they signed him you know Bob I don't
[01:01:21] know that goes to against your big game hunting with the fans beyond him over that but I look at
[01:01:26] that dude and think a free agent like that a big pick up like that and we don't have to trade maybe
[01:01:32] necessarily guys like Alex Holtz like maybe we can just tweak the things we have to tweak or
[01:01:37] and kind of just keep him in the top six to see what he can become for another year or so I
[01:01:42] like the idea of a free agent a gold tender a lot more than trading away certain guys because I
[01:01:49] kind of see a lot more of an upside with these certain guys in these last five games and you just
[01:01:54] think okay things are starting to come around and these guys are playing this way you know their best
[01:02:00] hockey is way in front of them and I want to see it on this team that's interesting take and then
[01:02:06] I want to add something else back to the gold tending situation too I might actually like
[01:02:12] cackling better as a full-time backup how I in the long runs the cock I think it big it's
[01:02:20] it kind of depends on who can handle if you're getting a true number one game the bulk of the
[01:02:28] bulk of the gold got it oh derailed that's derailed completely never that thought back
[01:02:35] yeah yeah no if I get a jet back to it though we're all right we got you let's just say
[01:02:41] we got me where was I handling back
[01:02:45] and all the backup rolled better if you're talking about a guy who's gonna sit a few more games like
[01:02:56] Alan's getting hot right now he likes to play he wasn't good when he wasn't playing that much
[01:03:01] so if you put him as the number two catch it likes to play with the cock cut
[01:03:12] oh god I can't back it back up into it all right no cocks coming out everyone is mouse here
[01:03:21] Bobby all right Bobby the floor is yours safe space dude I don't know that I can get back into that you got it
[01:03:29] I'm just saying that cackling mace it's a better backup to a true number one because he can
[01:03:37] handle maybe who can handle resting more in between games and not playing as consistently again
[01:03:43] I do like him as a goalie and I think he's really good that's interesting I think there was an
[01:03:47] automatic assumption that it was Jake Allen who would be a backup to whoever but you know I mean
[01:03:52] depending on how things go over the last couple games that's interesting too he's got to easily
[01:03:57] movable contract yeah he traded now and in sign cocking in for a couple of years takes some money
[01:04:02] off the books it's an interesting take on the cock well yes yes I do like the cock he's a big guy
[01:04:07] and you like to have the cock behind you too I noticed that all right before we got railed
[01:04:13] yeah that was awful before we wrap it up tonight always wrap it up what do you guys think about
[01:04:20] the Buffalo game I've been married 16 years dude that doesn't happen
[01:04:26] the sex I mean but the cock does the Buffalo game we got to win it I mean can't blow it
[01:04:37] they're gonna come out they gotta come out I think they're gonna come out strong I think they're
[01:04:40] gonna win again yeah I think so too I'm kind of feeling so I think about this yeah that's what
[01:04:46] you want to see right nice I don't care if it's an overtime win I don't care they barely win but I
[01:04:52] do think that they are going to be super solid and they're gonna give us the result in this game
[01:04:56] I would love that I think it's I think it's very possible and I think that if the devils do make
[01:05:01] the playoffs and if cockinans like the man we are going to a playoff game and we're gonna
[01:05:06] hold up a son it says cock block that would not be the cock block you know like his supporters will
[01:05:11] be the cock block I like it they have the brat pack he has the cock blocks that's right I like it
[01:05:16] your team just got changed our whole need well branding strategy that's right all right we're
[01:05:22] gonna wrap it up for the night wherever you're listening to us first of all thank you for
[01:05:26] sitting around yeah we're just listening I had a hard time doing it so thank you so much for
[01:05:36] checking us out we also have some blogs up on the uncle puckers calm some will take some the
[01:05:43] season and things going on right now so if you'd like go check that out we would really appreciate
[01:05:47] it as far as that's pretty much it wherever you listen to us give us a subscription a download
[01:05:53] like we need more downloads I got an email from the hockey podcast now we're saying we need more
[01:05:57] downloads I'm not getting about that not just us like the whole network he was like it was like it
[01:06:02] was like a fire fundraising ad from a fucking political politician and it was so typical of a boss
[01:06:10] you know you have your best quarter ever and then they still come in like a little more yeah you
[01:06:16] think you can come in on Saturday actually it had a list two of things that podcasters can do
[01:06:23] to get more downloads about cock cut shows in half oh everybody would love to do with that makes
[01:06:31] up the part one and then a part two so we would just randomly end this show 30 minutes in
[01:06:38] and then tomorrow we download the rest of it because it's compelling enough that people are gonna
[01:06:43] want to go back it was required to get the capability but we do not have once we have you locked
[01:06:49] into this shit show we got to keep you here it's that simple we can't let you question how many
[01:06:54] other shows are doing three a week right now that I was actually going to send it we're yeah
[01:06:58] we're putting out a little bit more than most shows yeah I don't think that message is directed
[01:07:03] towards the other guys enough yeah well I know for a fact it wasn't directed towards us for the
[01:07:07] simple fact that our numbers keep going up every month so we're not the ones who are not getting
[01:07:12] the downloads so that's pretty good and what was some other stuff that he said people go
[01:07:18] to the website download or just you guys why does anybody download anything like to case a
[01:07:24] stream it yeah of course you can yeah so what the hell do they want downloads I don't understand
[01:07:29] why there is no way that you can just see how many people listened or watched your show apparently
[01:07:33] that way does not exist no they can no they can't see no streams we can't see no like like for
[01:07:42] instance only Spotify can see Spotify streams and Amazon Amazon Apple can see their
[01:07:48] streams there's no way for them to share that to everybody to know like how many streams they got
[01:07:54] all together through every you get across the streams yeah I get across this just don't break
[01:08:00] the streamer you get to qualify that's right you know but you remember Chris on on bug what was it
[01:08:04] buzz sprout you can actually see like every place is downloading it you can see that's more master
[01:08:10] down now so you can see like Spotify and you could see how many of where download it in each
[01:08:16] but that's just a downloads that's not stream has nothing to do and I'm gonna tell you the truth
[01:08:20] I've listened to a lot of shit and I don't know how much I've ever downloaded I know you've never
[01:08:25] downloaded your show no right I'm talking about stuff I've been listening to
[01:08:33] so yeah I just download so I just see where are you that you don't have internet you know
[01:08:39] like I used to have to download shit because I wouldn't get solid internet like on a ride right
[01:08:44] that was 10 or 12 years ago or something like that well I listen to a lot of podcasts and this
[01:08:49] one is the only one I download right you know so I mean we get you know quite a few downloads every
[01:08:56] month and we appreciate the all it's great doing it I appreciate it just like streaming it what
[01:09:01] are you doing man you're showing us up here you're filming it down you just you just
[01:09:05] download it you said it you subscribe you said it and then every quarter you can go ahead and
[01:09:09] get it off your phone just leave it there you know for the month well there you go do what
[01:09:14] Bobby just said I'd like them to download it burn it to a CD yes and then play it from a CD
[01:09:21] exactly well I go the best way video it's all of our stuff not only will be in you know
[01:09:26] regular wherever you can get a video with all the millimeter it will all be on laser disk
[01:09:30] laser disk yes we have to be playing our music now we're talking laser disk the best picture quality
[01:09:38] ever yeah it's gonna be on the next show I gotta do some notes I want to talk about officiating
[01:09:44] and not just in this sport but throughout like a few other sports so I have a bunch of stuff
[01:09:50] I want to run by you guys so that'll be a we're doing one more show this week it will be
[01:09:55] Saturday night after take on those fat guys they're gonna be here for it I'm gonna figure that out
[01:10:00] maybe I'm gonna have another version you don't have to go
[01:10:07] oh that's what you're doing a freaking birthday party for your six-year-old
[01:10:11] yes I did they were doing yeah it was a show seriously well the problem is is that yeah exactly
[01:10:15] well the problem is my wife actually works with it no right my wife works that that same night
[01:10:21] at the hospital 24 hours so it's just for me and the kids all night so I'm pulling and gonna miss
[01:10:27] all right have a month of show have a month of show yeah we did that
[01:10:29] now I'm reading on their stories you yeah you have them read exactly that would be great
[01:10:35] stories that only we could have this show three yeah maybe we'll do that the next time
[01:10:40] well because we got to get some more downloads so we are the uncle puckers for Bobby Dan
[01:10:44] mr mom i'm Chris let's see when we see it through this is out bye bye
[01:10:49] so you're doing a fun birthday thing on Saturday yeah we're gonna have our family over
[01:10:56] here if we're doing it early in the morning that's why Friday night we do this show late
[01:11:00] on Saturday isn't that my wife will be working overnight yeah that's the problem
[01:11:05] over tell her quick
