A Nose Is No Place For Bugs
Uncle Puckers NJD PodcastMarch 29, 202401:12:21

A Nose Is No Place For Bugs

The boys get together to talk about the big Devils win in Toronto. What are the chances they blow it in Buffalo. The Devil You Know & Tony rocks the news. Enjoy

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[00:00:38] Hey everyone, Mr. Devil here, Danny Danisville.

[00:00:48] Three times the damage of champion of New Jersey Devils.

[00:00:52] You're listening to Uncle Puckers NJD Podcast with Chris Dan Bobby and Tony,

[00:00:58] the Uncle Puckers. Let's go Devils. Thank you so much for that intro, Kenny. That was very

[00:01:03] kind to you. What's up boys? What's going on? What a difference a goalie makes, huh guys?

[00:01:11] It's like a different team. Yeah, it's so nice to see yet so depressing, right?

[00:01:18] It's just like God's. Yeah, it totally illustrates that these are the moves that we could have

[00:01:22] made earlier that would have helped. My trust in Tom Fitzgerald is extremely

[00:01:31] wings for a lot. Yeah, it's an all-time low. I'm hoping he turns it around. I don't know.

[00:01:36] He could see him have a good off season and hope he doesn't make these mistakes again

[00:01:42] because he has done a lot of good in the past but at this point you're like, man,

[00:01:47] if you were to just pull these triggers a little earlier, look at what we got going now.

[00:01:50] Yeah, he's saying some of the right things now too. He's talking about the general structure of

[00:01:55] the team and the deficiencies that we've seen since last year and the year and through the playoffs.

[00:01:59] So hopefully he stands by that and realizes that maybe you can't keep all the shiny things all at once.

[00:02:06] You know, I was thinking the other day. The only time that we heard from him before the trade

[00:02:12] deadline was when he came out talking about his extension and his promotion to President

[00:02:19] of hockey operations. So it was all about you in apparently in the beginning of the year,

[00:02:24] huh Tom? Like he didn't do anything for the team to help these guys out but you got your extension

[00:02:30] and your promotions so good on you but what you guys think of that Maple Leaf game on Tuesday night?

[00:02:37] Well, that was pretty spectacular. I mean they were like a force in nature that came. I mean

[00:02:42] you know, goal-tending again saved them. And it was nice to finally see

[00:02:49] you know what everybody's coming alive. You know the Jack looks great. I was yeah, brat,

[00:02:55] brats on fire right? I mean we got no complaints with brat, but Jack and that's a big turnaround

[00:03:00] from a couple of weeks ago where it was like you know what's going on with these guys.

[00:03:04] Another one of those will-to-win games like they just were not going to lose that game for

[00:03:08] whatever reason that was what ingrained in that day and started with Alan. Was that 25 shots in

[00:03:12] the first period? That's sick, that's a whole game. Yeah, you know. And the guys just had it going.

[00:03:18] I mean between Alan and everybody I don't mind them playing with the one or two goal lead.

[00:03:23] I got to tell you like one or two goal lead was not safe enough all season long. You know,

[00:03:27] I mean I don't want to believe they can end yeah. It was a little bit of both in that

[00:03:32] that Maple Leaf game right? Like you felt like once they got the lead that they were going to be

[00:03:37] able to hold on because of Alan back there and how well he was playing, but at the same time even

[00:03:41] when they were tied or fell behind I had like no doubt in my head that they were going to be able

[00:03:47] to score. They were doing everything right. I mean they of course you know they let it up a ton of

[00:03:53] shots. I think 41 shots on goal. That's a lot, but when you know this is kind of like what we

[00:03:59] expected from Banachek and Schmidt this year. I mean how many times will we say they got to outscore

[00:04:04] the problems? That was a typical goalie kept you in it gave you a chance and then whatever other

[00:04:10] deficiencies or whatever else you lacked on the defensive end you offensively made it up.

[00:04:15] And that was just a perfect game for what this team really is right now.

[00:04:21] Because look I mean we know we keep looking at the standings and tonight's a big night for

[00:04:27] the standings. What big games do we have tonight guys? I don't know all I know.

[00:04:31] Everyone's playing Panthers, Philly, Montreal and Pittsburgh, Blue Jackets I think are games that we

[00:04:37] all got. What about the Red Wings today? Red Wings, Carolina. Yeah alright so maybe Carolina can do

[00:04:43] something for us to help us out here. Yeah we were remarking the last game that nobody helped us

[00:04:48] that night. I mean it was a good that level is one but boy the team's given away points to people

[00:04:53] we need to catch and you know we couldn't catch a break even when I guess it was Philly lost they

[00:04:59] still picked up a point. Yeah they were dig down like two goals leading third to it's not like

[00:05:05] they were tied the whole game it's another one of those heart breaks you know a couple minutes left

[00:05:09] right like you know like you look at that Philly's playing Montreal tonight like there's I don't see

[00:05:14] any way Montreal one second so you know give that at least hopefully Carolina can maybe do some

[00:05:20] damage to Detroit there and keep them down a little bit Washington is also playing right?

[00:05:25] Yeah Washington's playing too. Who did they have? They have Toronto.

[00:05:29] Well so maybe Toronto will be pissed but I don't think Austin Matthews is playing. He actually

[00:05:34] I think he is playing here I don't think he is. He's skated this morning but I think he is playing

[00:05:38] okay so you know it and then you look at our schedule on it's like are we gonna be Toronto two more

[00:05:44] times are we definitely beating the Rangers Nashville Philly like these are all the games we have left

[00:05:50] hopefully we could beat the Sabers I know that I like that senators put up like five goals in

[00:05:54] the first period against the baseball. They scored six yesterday against them six two but

[00:05:58] these are the games that I worry about okay there was only a couple games ago against the team

[00:06:02] that's the lesser team and look what happened and they see that they did great against Toronto

[00:06:09] yeah that's that's awesome Toronto is ahead of them in the standings and if they would have lost

[00:06:15] you would have at some level understand why and these are the games that they shouldn't lose and

[00:06:20] this is what there's been the story all year you're dropping the games you shouldn't lose

[00:06:24] so we'll see you know it's been such a nice turnaround has it been perfect no and one of the

[00:06:31] knocks since the recent turnaround as you still have dropped a couple games to lesser teams.

[00:06:36] What's the percentage now like 13 I think we were like at 10 or something. I thought I saw

[00:06:42] 10 something today yeah it's immediately after the game they were claiming it was 13 but it

[00:06:49] goes up and down based on who else has played and sure I mean if all three of those teams in front

[00:06:54] of us lose tonight we go up without doing anything right right right but yeah Dan to your point

[00:06:59] I was sitting there today and I was looking I'm like what exactly have they done since the goalies

[00:07:02] came in I feel like well when we're more than it were three and two even 12 percent even on money

[00:07:08] buck 12 percent yeah okay okay ahead oh no that was it no it was cool what do you say I was

[00:07:15] the most I was looking at the stats since the goalies came in okay yeah right that was started with

[00:07:22] the Dallas game right yeah yeah so that was a win that's one oh no it was a ranger game

[00:07:30] that was didn't I wasn't that Kakakakana's first start yeah that's true oh I forgot about that

[00:07:35] that's true and he played well but they lost yeah that's right he did because Alan had to

[00:07:39] the visa problems yeah yeah yeah so we had the win against Dallas win against Pittsburgh win

[00:07:44] against the Jets win against the Islanders and the win against Toronto that's five we lost against

[00:07:49] the Rangers the coyotes the Knights and Ottawa so it's still for as well as they played five and four

[00:07:57] yeah and we still have 500 and you look at it and I was a crusher man that was a crusher

[00:08:01] on it was a crusher and Phoenix I think they definitely should have won that game too so if

[00:08:06] you flip those two over that's a you know and that's what I you know it's I can't say that

[00:08:11] its team has totally turned the corner because you know since even since the goalies came in

[00:08:16] and they're definitely doing their job even in the losses the team manages to drop a couple here

[00:08:22] and there at the lesser teams yeah and you know right now when everything's like so hyper focused

[00:08:26] on the points because you're just trying to get the playoffs you know we're really examining

[00:08:30] that hard to some extent your team's always gonna let you down once in a while against a lesser team

[00:08:37] we've always been familiar with that happening with the Devils and any other team but you know

[00:08:42] this has really been the story this year definitely yeah and I mean unless they have

[00:08:49] another level to kick it up too which we haven't seen yet and they should I mean if they're

[00:08:55] if they did make the playoffs they better have that other level but this is when you have to kick

[00:09:00] it up there now like it what if there is another level to this team and they got to get to it

[00:09:05] and see what they can do because right now Washington is playing better hockey than the Devils

[00:09:10] the fires are playing better hockey than the Devils the Red Wings I was I kind of think like

[00:09:16] you might be able to catch the Red Wings but are you going to be able to catch two of those teams

[00:09:20] because it's pretty much four teams over two spots right so yeah and so let Philly in Washington

[00:09:28] kind of battle over that third spot and then it'll be us and Red Wings and whoever's left

[00:09:33] for that wildcard spot but it's it is gonna be hard and Chris I know you're not a draft guy

[00:09:38] you know you're not into the draft picks and stuff which I do believe the draft is important but

[00:09:42] do you think you guys think we're good enough to like it says have you guys seen anything this

[00:09:48] year to tell you that we're really able to compete in the playoffs this year like do you think

[00:09:52] if we actually got in there do we have the the team that can actually compete or should we kind of

[00:09:57] you know I don't know I'm trying to say never ever ever throw it in where this team is throwing

[00:10:03] your hat but are we good enough to actually I mean I can't bet on us going far in the playoffs at

[00:10:10] this point objective reality but I do think this team has like if everything clicks right

[00:10:16] this team has the ability to go on a run and it could be a surprisingly wrong long run but you

[00:10:21] know I do I think it's gonna happen well I don't even know if we're gonna make playoffs do I feel

[00:10:27] confident we're gonna get out of the first round against anybody not necessarily no I can't

[00:10:31] feel confident with that but I know the capabilities there I mean it's not like we got a team full

[00:10:37] of people who don't have talent it's a matter of can they keep this talent y'all together and

[00:10:42] the question is like if they make it into playoffs that's gonna take an extraordinary run of

[00:10:48] off of games at that point you will have to have some confidence in this team right because they

[00:10:53] have just done it was going to be impossible yeah and and then I might change my tune from where I

[00:10:58] sit today not only is it not likely they make the playoffs if you magically put them in there you

[00:11:03] can't expect them to go very far with the level they've been playing yes like Bob said even

[00:11:07] since the goalies you know it's not been the kind of record that will necessarily make you

[00:11:13] go really far in the playoffs well and that's the problem is I haven't seen that streak this year at

[00:11:16] all I haven't seen anything to tell me the day can go on a run which I hope they do I mean you know

[00:11:20] I'm well they've won five four out of five right now I think four out of five you know I mean

[00:11:25] which you know that's great but you know again the runway is very short so you know on tomorrow night

[00:11:33] well how I kind of think today's and tomorrow is gonna go we're gonna get everything that we need

[00:11:38] today and they'll lose the Buffalo tomorrow and that is only because of how I felt all year just

[00:11:46] from the evidence we've seen all year now like I said if there's another level they need to get to it

[00:11:52] now and they need to you know start playing that way because I agree with what Dan said if they were

[00:11:58] to make it at sitting with nine games left a 12 percent chance of getting in and if they somehow

[00:12:05] got it and it would have to be not only other teams kind of falling off a little bit but the devil's

[00:12:10] playing the best hockey season so right Montreal is one in one nothing I guess the flyers right now

[00:12:16] stop the game then and we're good and Maple Leafs won over the course one of the only caps only so

[00:12:22] Maple Leafs won already no they have one nothing over the whole one said they won I'm sorry okay I

[00:12:27] was like what time was that game all right so you know they're there ability to play better against

[00:12:34] the competition is a little comforting if by some magic we get again if we get in I think we're

[00:12:39] gonna be playing it a brand of hockey that probably weren't at least a legitimate chance of getting

[00:12:44] through a round or two I don't know that we're honest Stanley Cup favorites by any means but they

[00:12:50] do play a little better with the other teams short of Caroline I wouldn't want to get them

[00:12:54] first round I just think that they would bounce us quick and collectively of late they are showing

[00:13:00] more of the ability to play those types of playoff games but yeah a long way to go and if you know

[00:13:08] logistically looking at what they've done so far this year it doesn't paint a picture of

[00:13:12] you know pushing through the playoffs by any way but if they win they beat Buffalo and

[00:13:16] they beat Pittsburgh their next two opponents right so then it would be what six out of last seven

[00:13:22] and then you go into oh Wednesday night against the Rangers that being a huge huge game and we

[00:13:29] talked about we'll talk about it next week more but like for so many different reasons it's not

[00:13:34] just the points there is so much just pride and everything else that's on the line in that game

[00:13:41] if they can win that game and maybe even when it decidedly when it I think that can really be

[00:13:49] a catalyst for the final push to make you a bit of a believer at that point yeah you know if they

[00:13:55] can win now if they go on that run and win the next three I mean yeah so that could then maybe

[00:14:03] those odds are are cooking up over 50 percent I just hope the team is not looking at all those

[00:14:09] things that we're thinking about right now because if you're the doubles if you're that team you

[00:14:13] just got to do a one game at a time thing sure you know because it's so overwhelming to look at

[00:14:17] the odds right now I mean here's the thing if we get there with say three out of the next four

[00:14:24] points at minimum right then that ranger game becomes literally the biggest game of the year

[00:14:29] for all the reasons you just said and it would keep this kind of streak going if we sit the

[00:14:33] bat in these next two games we lose two in a row it's gonna mean nothing no I think that game is

[00:14:39] still gonna mean a lot but it won't be about playoffs we're about next year yeah exactly and then

[00:14:45] the direction of the club and character you know and then maybe you take one of those guys out so

[00:14:49] they're not gonna be at 100 percent for their playoff run oh yeah absolutely if you lose the next two

[00:14:54] that your main goal in that ranger game should just be hurt everybody yep yeah everyone you know

[00:15:00] they're gonna get us one point away from the playoffs and just break our hearts on the little

[00:15:04] last but most likely uh yeah it's most likely that's what's gonna happen but like I said if you can

[00:15:11] get it to that coin flip because the devils do have one ace up their sleeve they own tie breakers

[00:15:17] over everybody above so even if we are tied at points with any one of those teams from one of

[00:15:23] those spots it's ours yeah so because we've got zero points and regular in you know overtime losses

[00:15:30] yeah and then it appears from but it individually down to that we'd be grateful for the fact that

[00:15:34] we didn't we were bad enough to not make it to overtime because we ended up

[00:15:38] just getting the win and the losses what how many shootouts did we have this year maybe not two

[00:15:44] no none I swear we zero now we have five bonus points right I think that's it we call them

[00:15:50] participation points right I know participation no and we have not had a

[00:15:56] issue look it's Chris that's been one of Chris's um yeah I made predictions yeah only four

[00:16:01] overtime losses actually that's it where are the times we go to overtime nine no four right well

[00:16:08] not four losses the wins I don't know I don't know okay oh yeah how would we do that's not on

[00:16:12] there just a win yeah but no shootouts yet so tomorrow night like like you said though Dan

[00:16:19] like yeah the Ranger game on Wednesday could end up being the most important game in season

[00:16:23] tomorrow night against Buffalo some important game in the season right now yeah and you know

[00:16:27] Buffalo was fighting for their playoff lives and then they got trounced by Ottawa yesterday so

[00:16:33] what kind of mood are they gonna be in you know that's the other thing like it's it's uh you know

[00:16:39] you're not going to be playing there's not going to be an easy game it is sometimes dangerous

[00:16:43] but play a team that just got their asses beat yeah so I'm sorry I'm absolutely you know and

[00:16:50] too many times we've just seen the the slow starts are just it's gonna kill us if they even made

[00:16:56] it to the playoffs that's gonna kill them I mean that's when the goal tending is really helped us

[00:16:59] right oh yeah I mean it's been good the whole game don't get me wrong whether it's Alan or you

[00:17:04] know it doesn't matter they're both been excellent but really where they've saved us is early on in

[00:17:11] the games because it was slow starts like he said they were really really flat against Toronto and

[00:17:16] Toronto came out and threw like what would they have like 20 something shots in the first period yeah

[00:17:21] and they were all high quality shots it was like there's no way we're winning this game like this

[00:17:27] but they held us in there enough to do that so that's like spectacular that's what we mean

[00:17:32] even when Alan started to let in a couple of goals you look at the couple of guys that got in

[00:17:35] their pure goal scores man you just can't fault them they just they have yeah

[00:17:39] knack for score in Austin Matthews and Newlander wasn't right yeah I mean yeah

[00:17:43] they're gonna get they're chances and he still yeah he kept that team in it and

[00:17:48] advantage egg or schmid is in that game it's five blown out in the first period easy yeah I mean

[00:17:55] more more likely to not I think you're right read some good news on on schmid down in

[00:18:00] this guy so only letting like two goals in the last three games I think here something like that

[00:18:05] yeah yeah I just want to go about some of our guys are down in the anorondack thunder in the

[00:18:10] ECHL they these guys are apparently playing great goal bro door his kid there was a couple of other

[00:18:17] guys that they had that they just been they've been killing it down there yes that could be fun

[00:18:24] yeah now this is the same thunder that used to play in Trenton uh yeah I think so yeah

[00:18:30] they were ECHL too yeah I didn't realize that's where they moved all right so New York Adorondack

[00:18:35] Adorondack yeah I don't know what the Adorondack is at an actual town

[00:18:39] no that's not that I think I'm not I don't yeah I think they just mean Adorond like probably

[00:18:44] New York like George or somewhere who knows all right so Dan you have a devil you know tonight

[00:18:49] oh yeah I got one and it's not it's somebody who's played more than 15 games in the NHL

[00:18:56] more than 15 games yes that's that's the first clue more than who's this devil played more than 15

[00:19:02] games all right so we're about to dive into the most fun game in hockey pod could devil hockey

[00:19:10] podcast history it's time for the devil you know shall we play a game

[00:19:20] buckle up boys and girls it is time for the devil you know on me uncle pucker New Jersey devil

[00:19:26] podcast all right Dan's gonna give us clues tonight for a formal former New Jersey devil player Bobby

[00:19:35] me and Tony have to guess we can get three incorrect answers guesses rather before we are eliminated

[00:19:42] we can ask Dan any question we want he can or cannot answer it is completely up to him Dan

[00:19:49] whenever you're ready okay this is former devil was selected within the top 50 of the 2001

[00:19:57] NHL entry draft and it was not by the New Jersey devil's

[00:20:06] this former devil has played on a total of five NHL teams

[00:20:15] is he playing still this former devil's retire yeah that would be 23 years in league

[00:20:22] he's an Iron Man in the 80s yeah um yeah I played over I think I told you five teams right

[00:20:31] five teams he's uh he shoots left primarily been a left wing times his plate center

[00:20:41] he has played in over 900 games in NHL and over 170 with the doubles

[00:20:50] Stefan Rache me no wait you got one dude yeah

[00:20:54] yeah yeah yeah this former devil is born and raised in Ontario province of Ontario

[00:21:06] he played junior hockey there as well what year was he born

[00:21:13] he gave us a birthday who's in the 2001 draft I can look up his birthday if it comes to that

[00:21:19] early 90s probably probably so he uh also is not a huge guy he's uh listed at 5.9.185

[00:21:31] and who drafted him Dan he was drafted by a team he later went to one of the last teams he

[00:21:38] played with he went back to them Los Angeles Kings

[00:21:42] okay and let's see he was born they same year that doubles came to New Jersey 82

[00:21:57] sir 19 when he got drafted yeah he played for University of Michigan he's a Wolverine

[00:22:06] after his junior hockey career when played US college hockey um and he is a usual inheritance

[00:22:16] in Montagel in that he is half Italian and half Jewish

[00:22:24] hmm in his background

[00:22:27] when did he play with the doubles he played a total of three seasons with the doubles

[00:22:39] and those years began in 2014 his last year with the doubles was 2017 so my Camelair

[00:22:49] yeah Mike Camelair right correct nice good

[00:22:53] very good Bobby toonero nice Bobby nice dude it's uh the last NHL um NHL 14 is the last video game

[00:23:03] of buff for any challenge my camera's on a team ladies or Kate no it's blazing

[00:23:10] thank god for keeping old shit blades and glory we used to play that all the time at your uh dorm room

[00:23:18] or your house actually up in Providence blades of glory was it blades I remember getting NHL 94 too

[00:23:23] of course NHL 94 too that was B war but we I remember 94 but didn't didn't we play blades like

[00:23:31] I think we had a few of them to that had a little fat guy and yeah the skinny guy to just look

[00:23:37] like a little ball that's right I like an Nintendo one yeah that was the

[00:23:40] Nintendo yeah it might have been Nintendo or Genesis or one of those like only three body types right

[00:23:46] yeah like the blue element they were like that yeah but yeah when they did and I remember playing

[00:23:51] the NHL what game was it uh probably NHL 94 95 so that's the most yeah or that was a lot of fun

[00:24:00] well 94 that that just that's got everyone into the hockey games I think I continued to buy them every

[00:24:05] year after that but 94 always holds a special place for a lot of people do you question

[00:24:10] no I mean I got my kid PlayStation 5 got in the most recent NHL like this 24 played him

[00:24:18] once or twice he has to play but yeah I don't have any time for that all right it looks so good

[00:24:23] though doesn't it isn't it amazing how much they've evolved to be playing every day dude I remember

[00:24:28] how high tech NBA Jam looked when they had it next to the sawmill remember that Chris on the board

[00:24:32] walk where was it lucky Leo's yeah that was fun remember it looked back then it looked like I mean

[00:24:37] to me that was pretty high tech I remember being like we should tell Tony we should tell Tony

[00:24:42] we had NBA Jam in our house oh really the actual game machine yeah right next to the pool table

[00:24:48] and the pinball machine and the pivot machine that's awesome awesome freaking pretty sweet

[00:24:53] well shit I remember Dan I remember you playing Mortal Kombat man we would go to that pool hall

[00:24:57] and you would just stand there and play in games we're like so addictive I would just play with those

[00:25:02] cigarettes man and just you would just smoke and I don't think there's ever been a game that has

[00:25:07] consumed more of our life than the original Tony Hawk Pro skater that never played it oh we played

[00:25:14] that especially at that one at same house we were there constantly playing that like we like

[00:25:20] we're trying to read you listen oh and I just played effort yeah yeah we'll be an Anthony went on

[00:25:25] and we would sit down in front of the TV and then like this is like before we had internet and

[00:25:29] stickers I remember like getting the cheat codes and we had one computer upstairs and getting

[00:25:35] the cheat codes and finding those like perfect balance and you know unlimited everything did it

[00:25:40] was awesome and but that game was so great I feel like we talked about this like early last season

[00:25:48] on the podcast too because I remember we all had like these different special ability or one was

[00:25:52] a little better than the others like whether there's air tricks or just the racing and low ride

[00:25:58] so we'd always kind of constantly be battling against each other because there's certain things

[00:26:01] like you just couldn't beat Danny and yeah I thought about that game a few months ago I know I'm

[00:26:08] like I wonder if you could still find it and play it like what I never did I wouldn't even have a

[00:26:13] game system did we at that apartment we had nothing I collect all the tapes oh back there no

[00:26:18] we had nothing we were looking at the fucking fish on that the big giant in the Marlin

[00:26:22] yeah yeah whatever yeah yeah and then you got addicted to a lot of stuff and I

[00:26:28] oh yeah yeah what do you say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:26:34] no no no no no my brother was better than that that made he said constantly like yeah with that

[00:26:40] yeah but Tony Hawk Pro Skater just completely consumed our freaking lives that was fun it was

[00:26:46] a lot of fun I love I would love to find that now and play it that was a ton of fun I know my

[00:26:53] brother-in-law has like a bunch of arcade games in his basement he said a lot of those old fighting games

[00:26:57] yeah so like I didn't play him forever and it's all muscle memory like I remember

[00:27:03] and he like plays this stuff and I destroyed him like I can't not know how to play that anymore

[00:27:09] like it's like yeah last time last time I was out traveling for work we went to one of those places

[00:27:16] tons of you know throwback games and bowling and all that and I went over to the mortal combat machine

[00:27:20] I'm like here we go no problem 1991 all over again I never said a quarter go so fast in my life

[00:27:25] or whatever we do I couldn't I couldn't even throw a punch before I was just a bloody pole

[00:27:29] when I was like the computers were always harder I played in the arcade sometimes I'd play on

[00:27:34] the same quarter for like hours yeah because you were playing everybody there yeah but the computer

[00:27:39] was like you know maybe you get the point where you get through it but it was annoying nobody wanted

[00:27:44] to play the computer no I'm sitting there going like back back forward forward button trying to

[00:27:47] get scorpion to throw a little thing at all and doing it's like air punching just like this is going

[00:27:51] nowhere that's it you're talking about the muscle memory when I was little I remember we went away

[00:27:57] for like a week out my family like the only vacation we ever went to and the hotel we were staying

[00:28:03] I had a little arcade they had gyros and I played that every night when we got back to the hotel

[00:28:09] for like three nights straight and I would play for hours and I hadn't played that game in a long

[00:28:14] time and I remember being like a teenager probably 10 12 years later and I got on that game somewhere

[00:28:21] in one of the arcades and I remembered every pattern from the boards that I had played and because all

[00:28:26] the ships come in different patterns each time and if you know what's where come in you can pick

[00:28:30] them off right away and I killed it to this day I get in front of gyros I could play it for an hour

[00:28:35] you're like the time yeah what's that Tom like Tommy from the who you know yeah that yeah I think

[00:28:40] you're it's sort of playing giant gyros it doesn't roll off the time I never played gyros I don't

[00:28:45] remember that game yeah it was just you know you were one little ship you can go completely

[00:28:50] around the screen 360 and space and base different it was basically space and base or no uh

[00:28:55] asteroid asteroid right or space invaders yeah space invaders they were like coming down on you

[00:29:00] yeah and space invaders you can move all throughout the screen this you kind of can only go around

[00:29:05] and everything is in the middle and you just got to shoot uh you know these aliens I can

[00:29:10] burn it as trying now yeah it's you know a very basic game from the 1980s but that was the same

[00:29:17] thing I remembered every pattern from that you guys remember the 7-11s used to have the arcade games

[00:29:22] and I'm like over by rice live over in brick town they have like rolling thunder which I used to

[00:29:26] love that game is a kid where you have the guys with their hoods and you would just run around shooting

[00:29:30] each other oh yeah I remember that yes 7-11 had that like you would have frog or there and stuff it

[00:29:36] was a whole different time period man it was it was pretty bad I just got rolling thunder he was

[00:29:40] telling me about he got it I guess his you know fiancee got him a like I wanted a small boxes

[00:29:47] I don't know if we're buying one that has to be 82 or 83 some really I was really I was a

[00:29:52] little kid playing that yeah you're going to arcades now they barely have any games it's pinball

[00:29:57] and ski ball and then crane machines as far as the eye can see yeah I just see this is the boardwalk has to

[00:30:04] stand on okay oh god that's the same thing yeah the boardwalk still have the game stands on it and

[00:30:09] stuff like it does like how it's all day and tape remove all that stuff yeah most of them are like

[00:30:14] dancing games are like these giant crane games they don't have as many like maybe they have some

[00:30:18] of those shooting games but yeah like driving games that you can sit down and stuff or like

[00:30:25] those big Jurassic parks and ship but mostly it's crazy when points things you win points to trade

[00:30:30] out for more than yeah barnacle bills the same thing dude it's yeah so I told my son there I showed

[00:30:36] him like this is where grandma used to take us in the beach this is where she gave me a couple

[00:30:39] bucks I'd walk all the way up here go the arcade but then we're there I'm like these games like

[00:30:43] it I guess for the kids today it's still fun but it's still some kind of interactive game and they

[00:30:47] always get to leave with something crappy that just wanted to draw um but it's totally different yeah

[00:30:53] yeah we forget air hockey yeah true how we still have an ongoing uh air hockey battle

[00:30:59] about you have those yestercage places yeah I would it took my son to one and uh red bag

[00:31:04] with the westercage it's like a yes to like yestercage oh like yes they're just a little

[00:31:09] older games yeah exactly oh yeah there's one in raspberry right maybe there's definitely one

[00:31:15] of red back that's where I took the kid and um he paid like $20 an hour or something which

[00:31:22] and then just go around and play anything for free and that was kind of cool I played some of the

[00:31:25] older games you know like that I like totally forgot existed like remember there's an old teenage

[00:31:30] mutant in general game you said a P4 players and shit yeah every primal rage yes they had that

[00:31:36] there too that's that was fun you know I was king Kong or yeah what was your fun yeah I would

[00:31:42] there's a pinball um museum in the asbury and you same thing it's a tolerance and tons of old

[00:31:48] pinball that's awesome I have seen that place I forgot that was there yeah I love pinball I don't

[00:31:53] understand my problem with pinball and how I could be so bad it's simple I've never got good

[00:32:01] at pinball I always felt like there's an element of luck in pinball that you just can't get around

[00:32:06] yeah because the flippers only go out so far right so when that ball comes straight through you're

[00:32:11] fucked there's nothing you could do right everybody's like I'm really good at pinball are you

[00:32:16] are you like I don't know I mean I never let one go by without hitting the button but you know

[00:32:20] like come on right but I will tell you that any skill involved I did work in a stand on the boardwalk

[00:32:26] over what the balloon my first jobs ever was in seaside at the where they throw the darts at

[00:32:31] the balloons it has little tags behind them like you know for the total ripoff and I remember like my

[00:32:36] boss even told me he's like everything so you trying to tell us those carny games in the total ripoff

[00:32:42] man everyone is none of them are large there's a shock in prize and that's a shocking the you

[00:32:46] said stand there and hold fuckers breaking the seaside boardwalk guys those boardwalk games are rigged

[00:32:53] it's one of the first things I taught my kids when they were little and we go down there like

[00:32:57] I tell there's two types of people in this world there's carny's in rooms which one you want to

[00:33:01] be you want to go up and play that game you're fucking in a room yeah I'd be so disappointed in my

[00:33:07] kids if they wanted to play those games I'm like you threw up here you don't play those games

[00:33:12] you don't say not for you if you pay for those games now these to be a quarter what it has to

[00:33:16] be like probably like a dollar 50 now 10 bucks from three darts even when my kids were little

[00:33:21] even when my kids were little like I would take them to the arcades over in seaside and like go

[00:33:26] to the the crane games only then the off season because they said that they'd set them too

[00:33:32] easier when it was the off season like you never drop a dollar and from Memorial Day to Labor Day

[00:33:38] they had that thing on extremely impossible setting it's just you can't get it so we go and I'd

[00:33:43] oh you know I'm good at the crane games but I can't win shit in the summertime but yeah go over

[00:33:47] go over in December you know well I win you a ton of shit but yeah it's all rigged every time

[00:33:52] I used to win some tapes off those Union jacks when I was little though I remember like

[00:33:55] that's how I used to go out of my cassettes and all that well the best thing they had going

[00:33:58] on the boardwalk was this and they don't do this now forget about it remember that it was like a big

[00:34:04] like a like a kickball yet to throw and land in a certain color home for it on the thing

[00:34:12] to win cigarettes yeah and if you get indecent at it that was a good way to get cigarettes you almost

[00:34:17] always did better than buying them and it was the best place to get cigarettes at the time

[00:34:22] that's all it's cigarette stands holy yeah we had a cigarette machine in the song

[00:34:27] I had the little I don't think still have a machine in my work you guys still have that

[00:34:30] little legitimate folder that's cool and just this you know it's still on the same price as

[00:34:37] going to 7.11 Tom's every diner had that too remember I said one of the first ones I remember

[00:34:41] oh yeah so we got off hockey yeah Tom got some news sure give this for ice

[00:34:49] coming to you live from the uncle puckers news desk in a basement somewhere in Lithuania sports politics

[00:35:01] current events and entertainment it's the news of the day with Tony A

[00:35:07] honey with with you got the headphones today and the glasses you look like a newsman

[00:35:13] you look like the park and I have no pants on

[00:35:17] and I don't like they don't court like all new yeah like all newsmen do

[00:35:21] thank you and I really

[00:35:24] and now I'm gonna take it to a midget and to be I can beat that intro though

[00:35:27] you have this amazing intro then you have to follow that up

[00:35:33] he's got we go but I still start here I have no sports news today by

[00:35:36] up besides opening day today on the saw Bobby I know you're the only person that cares about

[00:35:40] this besides me but Yankee's one five washed it out yeah five four Yankees over

[00:35:44] Houston cheating son of a bitches but uh first exactly a Chinese man drank 1.1 gallons

[00:35:53] of water and bought it up to serve as a human fountain for a record breaking five minutes

[00:35:58] and 51 seconds and I actually saw the video and this is true you guys should look it up

[00:36:02] 35 year old Mahu down the water and used his muscle control to regurgitate the liquid and spray

[00:36:08] from his mouth for which and break the former record which was only actually 56 seconds the original one

[00:36:14] went over a cheaper I went and watched this video you should look it up Chris actually now

[00:36:21] in the guy for five minutes he shoots the water out of his mouth now with the record there's actually

[00:36:26] rules to it what's the I'm confused I'm just confused like how did he breathe didn't he not breathe

[00:36:31] for five minutes there's a whole video on he drinks one point one gallons of water loads up and for five

[00:36:36] minutes just as human fountain but how does regurgitate the water back up you can't hold his

[00:36:42] gowns mouse no it's in his stomach he's like he's like coming back up how's he regurgitate basically a

[00:36:48] long control puke of water think about that I guess you can't eat anything before that right because

[00:36:54] you can have anything else coming up not to be a very nice fountain if you know and there is a

[00:36:58] rule to it you can't scribble if you dribble you're done for when people in the eye you can't

[00:37:05] scribble you can't dribble and you can't it wants the stream breaks it's over so I just

[00:37:10] continue that's my role when I take a best dream exactly I stop I'm just gonna start again

[00:37:18] that's it you stopped me done continuous dream exactly but this trip dates back to the 17th century

[00:37:25] I guess this whole human fountain really people been doing this before modern crazy times yeah

[00:37:31] I actually looked up the video I didn't want to make sure it was for real and it was it was for real

[00:37:34] yeah okay so evolving something like that I think I get bored watching it after I don't know

[00:37:40] what was the original record 58 seconds about 56 seconds we're like on our local chapters like

[00:37:46] where do I get more information I'm just amazed that people have that kind of stomach control and

[00:37:53] like throat control to be able to regurgitate it all without you know anything else coming up

[00:38:00] and it's horrible yeah I just trouble one or my kid taking a sip Boba you never

[00:38:09] dropped me at the drunk man a Florida man had a hundred there we go Florida man we always love it

[00:38:17] a Florida man had 150 live bugs removed from his nose at a hospital Jacksonville Florida

[00:38:24] but the unidentified patient went to the hospital when noticing his face felt like it was on fire

[00:38:30] the man started experiencing symptoms in October it wasn't until last week when he decided

[00:38:36] it got really serious his lips started swelling he couldn't talk and yeah and he was whenever he

[00:38:42] would stand up his nose would bleed so basically the hospital earlier right exactly the doctors

[00:38:48] were shocked when they looked in the man's sinus cavity and saw a bunch of bugs basically the size

[00:38:53] of pinkies yes so basically wait so size of pinky fingers 150 some of them were some of them were

[00:39:03] smaller so there was erosion well they actually went up into the cavity there was erosion that

[00:39:08] was occurring near the base of the skull very close to his eyes and brain so that's why they had

[00:39:12] operate on a mom at first they attempted to suck them out but they were larval stage they sprayed

[00:39:18] rate up his nose yeah did they say how he got these bugs up his nose they never said how he got it

[00:39:24] but they actually it was really bad they were like basically like almost going to his brain and they

[00:39:28] were there since October could you imagine a October what kind of bug was it was it like a

[00:39:32] ant or cockroach or it was like a little like a little might I guess I don't know man they didn't

[00:39:38] say what kind of bugs they were but they had a photo of the guys know it's not believing some of them

[00:39:42] are the size of pinky fingers it's what the doctor said man I do find it hard you know I think about

[00:39:48] your nostril cavity it's a measurement of fit yeah but would you say did it it's a weird unit of

[00:39:53] measurement for a doctor to give out it's the size of your pinky finger yeah put your pinky next

[00:39:58] for your nose like it even if it got into the cavity more than one I don't know I don't buy that one

[00:40:04] I'm not really a doctor but I did stay in a holiday in last night 150 bugs up your

[00:40:10] no 150 bugs yeah and imagine that October like if you're feeling that in October I mean those

[00:40:15] things are living inside of you right and they were a rose but if it's actually school they were

[00:40:20] it's Jacksonville yeah if you're Florida and you're the like doctor on on call and a guy comes in

[00:40:26] says I think I got my face is full of bugs you probably think it's math or something right because

[00:40:31] that's just the standard thing yeah I'm just thinking early on like the guy doesn't blow his nose

[00:40:37] for like six months yeah look at there's a lot of bugs I mean to me it sounds absolutely insane

[00:40:42] it's 150 bugs you don't know I don't understand how it's but it's yeah I mean it's far

[00:40:47] I mean there you go since October I mean that's insane yeah it's one of our Florida man

[00:40:52] when you think about it I haven't been there in a while now though still in you it's been

[00:40:57] always in there it's always in you see things they never forget you know king of walmarts

[00:41:04] 27-year-old Rizindo Talas from California was arrested for removing evidence from a site where a

[00:41:10] person was struck by and killed by a train and disturbing video shows Rizondo holding a severed

[00:41:15] leg and eating from it while wiping his face and walking down the sidewalk later on the video

[00:41:20] shows him raising it up in the air and waving it and and for sure a law enforcement as they arrived

[00:41:27] first of all if you're gonna wave a body part at the cop you'll be armed with a hand

[00:41:33] that'd be nicer no leg wave the leg uh and so he just took it and started chopping on it yeah

[00:41:40] took the leg to the action like he said he like eating from it like eating from it there's like a

[00:41:45] leg a little bit still on the front of the news tonight like a drumstick

[00:41:51] I hit the ball too many times yeah the current character is a guy that you think he's on meth

[00:41:59] yeah what about yeah because I'm the guy I am he probably has 150 bugs in his nose

[00:42:05] I mean the bug's probably made him do it inside the fucking leg he was eating yeah and they finally

[00:42:11] broke through to the brain like they almost did with the sky in Jacksonville and now he's basically exactly

[00:42:17] his is zombie controlled by bugs yeah there was plankton size pinky size peak zombie bugs bugs and yeah

[00:42:24] exactly that makes sense all right well the current county sheriff officer reportedly took him into

[00:42:30] custody without incident on multiple house standing warrants and uh yeah for take it basically

[00:42:35] is arrested for taking evidence from the scene and I'm sure eating it probably another you think

[00:42:40] that hopped on this show today to listen to us talk about the devils have turned us off already

[00:42:45] I'm just kidding you know we've got like a good cannibalism story we were right about to

[00:42:53] the video game talk we you know but last story today which I was gonna what's gonna

[00:42:58] bring up last week which I think is pretty entertaining story Madonna recently was playing a show

[00:43:03] at the key of forum in California just before me and again calling out the fans

[00:43:09] made about eating human leg and blowing 150 bugs out of her nose under the top three class

[00:43:15] it was blowing out three rows it was like a Gallagher concert and then 100 gallon of water

[00:43:20] and it's on a great show and I have minutes and very good stated it from her belly and spit it

[00:43:25] in months 70 years old the brock put on a great show he's good he's good yeah sorry but Madonna what

[00:43:32] but Madonna was recently playing a show at the key of forum in California when she was performing

[00:43:37] she began to call out fans for yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:43:40] calling out fans for sitting down during her performance before she realized her fans are 70 years

[00:43:45] in wheelchairs she yelled at the wheelchair section I guess a paralyzed kid was in a wheelchair yeah

[00:43:54] so she did her kind of disrespectful she came out to see the show right to do a show for them

[00:44:00] and it just can't even stand up she said to the fan what are you doing sitting down over oh my

[00:44:05] I stand with my dad why are you getting sitting down she said as she walked over to the side of

[00:44:09] the stage and saw the person paralyzed she noticed and said oh okay politically incorrect sorry about

[00:44:15] that glad you're here was her response yeah I like how she said she's politically incorrect like

[00:44:21] maybe she was doing some kind of edgy humor that didn't go over well that not that she was

[00:44:26] disanity it right right the spinal attack moving it's all bad and I'm an insult comic I'm Madonna you

[00:44:32] know I know how the hell you all sitting down over there you know it's like wow poor Madonna good

[00:44:38] stuffed home yeah that was very good she now what does miss back then I'm in her 60s yes probably getting

[00:44:45] close to 70 I don't know yeah my sisters just saw her at MSG like a month ago so I don't think they

[00:44:52] were sitting down thank god they would have got yelled at yes seriously apparently that's not

[00:44:57] as frowned upon at Madonna shows I'm curious how old Madonna is let's see

[00:45:04] I was walking when I came in here Madonna but your show so bad it made me crippled that's what I

[00:45:08] wanted to know what's like she's 65 65 now the internet machine told me she's 65 so all right let's

[00:45:19] jump a little bit back into hockey all right yeah right now curious just over the Eastern

[00:45:26] conference if the playoffs started right now I'm could be wrong but I think it would be

[00:45:32] Boston versus Tampa Bay the New York Rangers versus the Washington Capitals Pittsburgh

[00:45:39] versus Carolina and Toronto versus Florida Boston Boston's won right in the Atlantic yes yeah so

[00:45:49] I think I'm right so the first match up let's say is Boston Tampa what do you guys think I think

[00:45:56] if that ends up being that Boston's gonna be bounced for the second year in a row in the first

[00:46:01] round okay so you think Tampa can take Boston out I think Florida is every team in the Eastern

[00:46:06] conference out the way they're playing right well they're playing very well but you know that

[00:46:11] that would be something right see see Boston below it two years in a row in the first round after

[00:46:16] you know the setting records and this year still looking so damn good that's why I really want

[00:46:21] the Rangers to get the top spot knees because they'd be playing Tampa because I think Tampa's pretty

[00:46:27] much set in on that first wildcard spot I don't think they're gonna move off of that too much

[00:46:32] so when the Rangers get the second wildcard spot if there's a top we get the second wildcard spot

[00:46:37] I said the Tampa is pretty much firm and on the first wildcard spot and that what I said

[00:46:41] that's what I meant to say right so I'm saying I was what if the Rangers were to let's say overtake

[00:46:46] Boston in points they would be the number one seed and play this at first wildcard which would be

[00:46:51] Tampa okay they are right now there are 100 points Boston's 99 okay so it would be Rangers Tampa

[00:46:56] and again I say I thought first the highest points we get the second wildcard that's not how it

[00:47:02] works to get the first wildcard the highest point gets oh no no wait you're right I'm sorry

[00:47:05] it would be to wash in capitals today it would be Rangers capitals Boston Tampa right now

[00:47:10] yes the point is you're not still shaked out either way we're close to now I think Tampa wins

[00:47:14] the first round whether they play to Rangers or the Bruins I think Tampa is that good right now

[00:47:21] I'm not following them enough to know how that good I feel like Boston has a better chance of

[00:47:26] moving on around this year than well last year nobody saw that coming but I don't think the

[00:47:30] Rey to repeat that again but ask me again in a week for sure so whatever I mean right now be

[00:47:36] what Rangers Washington I don't know if the Rangers want to play Washington I don't know if the

[00:47:40] Rangers want to play Philadelphia right now if anything I bet the Rangers are really praying that

[00:47:44] the devil's making it in yeah yeah that would not be something you get into that second wildcard

[00:47:51] spot maybe the last day of season and you go and play the Rangers in the first round again

[00:47:57] that would be the best that's true one to eight that is a true one eight game and I honestly

[00:48:03] think that if we are in the shape that we're going to need to be just to get into playoffs

[00:48:08] we're going to match up better against the Rangers than you think and I think that we could do

[00:48:12] pretty well against them probably better than who else we could be playing coming in at the

[00:48:17] bottom half of the yeah in the in the either way in the wildcard spots if we're going to make it

[00:48:22] to the playoffs and you know you make it in that let that second wildcard spot you're playing

[00:48:28] Florida Boston or the Rangers possibly Caroline depending on how things go so one of those

[00:48:32] are the Rangers out of any of them yeah I'm with you I want the Rangers what about you guys

[00:48:40] I don't know I don't know what the Rangers again the first round would you want instead

[00:48:45] of the possible yeah that's a problem right if we go to that and number one team I would not want

[00:48:50] would be the Carolina Herrickings right really made that point you that's a good point I mean they're

[00:48:56] second team I probably would not want to play would be Florida so then

[00:49:02] it's Rangers who else could it be Boston

[00:49:07] yes yeah I would probably think Rangers over Boston which if you think about it the wanting the

[00:49:12] Rangers over the three other three teams is really ludicrous as a devil fan because sure we've

[00:49:17] beaten the Panthers this year we beat in the Bruins this year every game we lost against the

[00:49:22] Hurricanes was by one goal I think the last time they got an empty netter but it was by one goal

[00:49:28] and I could even could even be wrong about that so we are in every game against the Hurricanes the

[00:49:33] only team that not just had we haven't beaten this year they have killed us each game are the

[00:49:38] Rangers yet we all would want them I would take the Hurricanes I think and the reason why I would

[00:49:44] take the Hurricanes is because it would take us such a run to get into the playoffs like you guys

[00:49:48] were saying earlier we would probably be red hot go in against the Hurricanes the first round I think

[00:49:53] you have enough a chance of upset them you know you would be rolling with such thunder going into

[00:49:57] there because that's the way we would have to get in as well rolling but yeah rolling thunder bang

[00:50:02] it's like the game but I'm feeling like a shot standing up exactly the thing all you need is the hood

[00:50:09] but back then that was breaking but yeah I mean you know think about it if we played Carolina

[00:50:15] after first if we got in like the way we'd have to get in I wouldn't I think we could take them

[00:50:20] you get in the way you have to get in you could upset any one of those teams yeah you know

[00:50:25] that's just the truth and and you would be that team that everyone saying they don't want to play

[00:50:31] and everybody would be comparing us to the Florida Panthers of last year so I don't think you're

[00:50:37] going to get maybe Boston took Florida a little too lightly and they ended up getting burned for

[00:50:43] that I don't think anybody would take the devil slightly I think Florida's the scariest team right now

[00:50:48] if you ask me you know I agree and I think since we're doing this since we're doing this of course I

[00:50:55] looking at the daunting task which is the Washington capitals with their two games in hand on us

[00:51:00] and that's five players but yep they are losing by two right now and this is one of their games to

[00:51:07] the Maple Leafs and the Flyers are losing by two in the second to the Canadians and the Islanders

[00:51:14] and Panthers have tied it one the Washington capitals for me is that's the one that's the lead

[00:51:18] frog I think we're right there with Detroit so as far as I'm concerned that we can get past Detroit

[00:51:23] Washington just got that extra game in hand at five points that's going to be really hard to win at

[00:51:27] what period is it second okay all right well you know these guys have come came back the last two

[00:51:34] games in the third to bite us in the ass so I'm not getting my hands up but you know if the devils

[00:51:38] go in the Buffalo tomorrow with an opportunity to actually gain ground they better fucking win man

[00:51:45] you cannot lay a friggin egg if these teams do what they need to do and I don't either just not

[00:51:51] enough road to hold serve you have to make up ground yeah you said earlier got me thinking because

[00:51:56] you were like what probably it's gonna happen is we're gonna get all the help we need and then

[00:52:00] we're gonna shift the bed tomorrow I feel like we're gonna get like no help in win tomorrow

[00:52:06] because it's always one of the other right it's like we just don't move but this is going to tell

[00:52:10] you what the devils are made up if the Flyers lose and the capitals lose and the Red Wings lose tonight

[00:52:15] like everything went your way it's gonna tell us like we saw all season long right the injury bug

[00:52:22] happens even in game like a guy goes down like Jack right what does this team do it crawls into

[00:52:28] a shell and doesn't fucking fight and if you have an opportunity even you know back when you know

[00:52:35] Flyers we were only a few points behind the Flyers and they lost five in a row and we didn't do

[00:52:41] anything I think at all the time that we made up like two points of ground and then we lost it all

[00:52:46] so let's see what this team is made up and let's see how the coaching staff handles these guys

[00:52:52] moving forward now too many times we saw the piss poor starts that just led into basically the

[00:52:58] guys giving up which is just something we've never seen from this double team not as long as Nico

[00:53:03] he sure has been on it like they just never give up and we've seen it this year so let's see if

[00:53:08] everything goes their way and they come out tomorrow and they just punch Detroit right in the mouth

[00:53:13] I mean if we were playing Detroit that'd be great I mean the Savers right in the mouth like that

[00:53:18] would be like all right then maybe you start feeling a little bit more optimistic and that's been

[00:53:23] the most inconsistent thing this year as you play you beat a team like Toronto you win that game

[00:53:27] and then the next game like we were saying a couple games ago when this game you have to come out

[00:53:32] next and try to be gangbusters well you figure tonight if we get off we get what we need

[00:53:36] with all these games going on you would think you have to come out fired up next game I mean now

[00:53:40] this is the time you have to do it and that's the thing we've been lacking I think is the

[00:53:45] we come out flat sometimes when you would expect them to just come on the ice like you know

[00:53:49] that's what I'm saying yeah how this team's gonna respond now it's gonna say a lot about him

[00:53:55] so who starts that's a good question um nice question now well below I pull Kokoan he's coming

[00:54:03] off a shutout Jake Allen that I like the way they've been using Jake Allen like even when he's

[00:54:07] not playing he's not even dressing like there's no chance that they're gonna use him I like that

[00:54:13] you know he seems to really be hitting his fucking prime right now he's trying to keep him as

[00:54:18] fresh possible and Kokoan is coming off a shutout I throw him in yeah I mean I think either one of

[00:54:23] them are very serviceable we'll do the job I haven't seen anything that makes me think one of

[00:54:29] them's gonna let you down and you can't trust him Tony I think either of him like it's great it's

[00:54:36] a great dilemma to have we have both guys who are producing well and we haven't like it's nice

[00:54:39] to not be like well which guy aren't we gonna start because we're afraid he's gonna give up 12 goals

[00:54:43] now I feel like each guy is a bit of confidence in you know the next game is not till Tuesday

[00:54:47] well here yeah so let me put it to you this way nice rest who do you want to play the Ranger game

[00:54:53] Allen I want to play the Ranger game so then you're probably starting Allen tomorrow

[00:54:59] pack a little bit Pittsburgh on Tuesday so Allen to play the brand new someone that's why I asked

[00:55:04] maybe would you rather have Bob I think Allen right I mean for the Ranger game or just the next

[00:55:10] game for the Ranger game I want I think I want to go for the Ranger game and I like I like I think

[00:55:15] he's great but I just think that's who I want right now for the Ranger game so because of that I

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[00:56:30] with code THPN the crown is yours as yours the biggest you know thing going into this off season

[00:56:39] is gonna be gold tending and getting a gold tender now we know that Allen will be there next year no

[00:56:46] matter what I mean how good does copo cockin and have to be to even be considered to get a

[00:56:55] contract with this team like do you think there's any chance or is this to just strictly 100%

[00:57:01] no doubt about it where he's a rental I think he's a rental I think there is a possibility let's

[00:57:07] imagine this scenario they go on a run and for whatever reason he becomes a number one Allen's injured

[00:57:13] you know you have to ride him because he's had a good game in Allen hasn't and next thing you know

[00:57:17] he takes over and he takes you a lot further into playoffs that's gonna totally change things now

[00:57:22] what are the odds of that happening well we don't even think we're necessarily going to get in so

[00:57:27] the odds are not great but in that scenario you would have to say okay wait a second

[00:57:32] maybe we do need this guy look what he did for this team short of that just based on his performance

[00:57:37] now which has been good really good I still think that if you have a shot at some of these other names

[00:57:42] that we've been hearing about you know Omar others you would probably prefer them over cockin

[00:57:47] it that's just you know I think where we're at today but that could change because he's on an

[00:57:53] audition for the whole NHL and he proves to have a great playoffs for us for whatever reason I don't

[00:57:58] necessarily see that Allen's going down I'm not saying that but if he does more than just kind of

[00:58:04] carry the workload with a tandem acceptably instead like leads the whole team to a great

[00:58:11] greater success and we see ahead of us why wouldn't you want him then that's true I mean I think

[00:58:20] it's one or the other I think you couldn't go through this offseason if you go through the offseason

[00:58:24] you start next year and Tom Fitzgerald just comes out we're like hey I like the two gold tenors

[00:58:27] we have so I didn't I didn't go big game hunting like I said he's gonna get torn apart and because

[00:58:32] of that it just wouldn't make sense I mean everything Dan said is true right now I feel like

[00:58:37] they're trying to play him pretty close for 50-50 or probably more like a 60-40 at least

[00:58:41] to get him both a lot of reps so if captain's the last guy who gets super hot the last few games

[00:58:46] and then we do make playoffs and you wins around or two I know how that would get extremely

[00:58:50] difficult but I just can't see him surviving and lasting here when we're supposed to go out and

[00:58:57] get that number one guy you have to unfortunately I think no matter what you have to walk away from

[00:59:01] Coppacopman at the end of this year I really do anything short of him riding to a Stanley Cup I think

[00:59:07] what you have to and look he's gonna be playing trying to play his best hockey he's going to want

[00:59:16] to sign somewhere he's gonna want to end strong and somebody that maybe take him as a number one

[00:59:20] so he's gonna play his ass off I'm not worried about that just because he's here as a rental yeah

[00:59:25] you know I think the Devils have no plans to keep on them I think that you're right Chris I think

[00:59:29] that his the market is gonna be for good goalie is such a thing you know going on so if you can

[00:59:35] have a successful year with the Devils the end of the year at least go into free agency he'll pick up

[00:59:38] with another team I think I really do believe Mark's room will wind up here by this by the next

[00:59:43] year all the time we open up the season I just don't believe it I just want to touch on this real quick

[00:59:47] because I've been thinking about a lot about this so I believe that this team needs a big forward

[00:59:55] on this team but I also see the way they've been playing these last at least you know these

[01:00:02] last five games and I'm thinking you know what they are playing a little bit more physical and

[01:00:06] there are certain guys that I was so down on early on in the year that I can see a little bit of

[01:00:11] returning and the main dude is Jasper Bratt now right we touched on a little bit if this is the

[01:00:18] Jasper Bratt we're gonna get knight in and knight out I want Jasper Bratt on this team for the next

[01:00:24] X amount of years I love absolutely and not only love the way he's playing I love that he's

[01:00:29] being coming a much bigger leader in that locker room and when he's starting to talk more and he's

[01:00:35] starting to be more vocal yeah absolutely vocal and I'm really liking it which leads me to

[01:00:42] I I still want somebody but maybe it doesn't have to be a big name a big Brady Kachuk type trade

[01:00:49] Jasper Bratt kind of thing I'm not kind of on that train anymore but to get a guy like Mark

[01:00:56] sure you have to trade and I'm liking the way that this team looks right now like we talk about

[01:01:00] Alex Holtz right I'd like to kind of see Alex Holtz move forward on this team well don't know if

[01:01:06] that's possible but why just say to go for a trade I think a guy like Lorraine Burr-Swah who's a

[01:01:13] free agent I think he is a number one goalie and I would be if they signed him you know Bob I don't

[01:01:21] know that goes to against your big game hunting with the fans beyond him over that but I look at

[01:01:26] that dude and think a free agent like that a big pick up like that and we don't have to trade maybe

[01:01:32] necessarily guys like Alex Holtz like maybe we can just tweak the things we have to tweak or

[01:01:37] and kind of just keep him in the top six to see what he can become for another year or so I

[01:01:42] like the idea of a free agent a gold tender a lot more than trading away certain guys because I

[01:01:49] kind of see a lot more of an upside with these certain guys in these last five games and you just

[01:01:54] think okay things are starting to come around and these guys are playing this way you know their best

[01:02:00] hockey is way in front of them and I want to see it on this team that's interesting take and then

[01:02:06] I want to add something else back to the gold tending situation too I might actually like

[01:02:12] cackling better as a full-time backup how I in the long runs the cock I think it big it's

[01:02:20] it kind of depends on who can handle if you're getting a true number one game the bulk of the

[01:02:28] bulk of the gold got it oh derailed that's derailed completely never that thought back

[01:02:35] yeah yeah no if I get a jet back to it though we're all right we got you let's just say

[01:02:41] we got me where was I handling back

[01:02:45] and all the backup rolled better if you're talking about a guy who's gonna sit a few more games like

[01:02:56] Alan's getting hot right now he likes to play he wasn't good when he wasn't playing that much

[01:03:01] so if you put him as the number two catch it likes to play with the cock cut

[01:03:12] oh god I can't back it back up into it all right no cocks coming out everyone is mouse here

[01:03:21] Bobby all right Bobby the floor is yours safe space dude I don't know that I can get back into that you got it

[01:03:29] I'm just saying that cackling mace it's a better backup to a true number one because he can

[01:03:37] handle maybe who can handle resting more in between games and not playing as consistently again

[01:03:43] I do like him as a goalie and I think he's really good that's interesting I think there was an

[01:03:47] automatic assumption that it was Jake Allen who would be a backup to whoever but you know I mean

[01:03:52] depending on how things go over the last couple games that's interesting too he's got to easily

[01:03:57] movable contract yeah he traded now and in sign cocking in for a couple of years takes some money

[01:04:02] off the books it's an interesting take on the cock well yes yes I do like the cock he's a big guy

[01:04:07] and you like to have the cock behind you too I noticed that all right before we got railed

[01:04:13] yeah that was awful before we wrap it up tonight always wrap it up what do you guys think about

[01:04:20] the Buffalo game I've been married 16 years dude that doesn't happen

[01:04:26] the sex I mean but the cock does the Buffalo game we got to win it I mean can't blow it

[01:04:37] they're gonna come out they gotta come out I think they're gonna come out strong I think they're

[01:04:40] gonna win again yeah I think so too I'm kind of feeling so I think about this yeah that's what

[01:04:46] you want to see right nice I don't care if it's an overtime win I don't care they barely win but I

[01:04:52] do think that they are going to be super solid and they're gonna give us the result in this game

[01:04:56] I would love that I think it's I think it's very possible and I think that if the devils do make

[01:05:01] the playoffs and if cockinans like the man we are going to a playoff game and we're gonna

[01:05:06] hold up a son it says cock block that would not be the cock block you know like his supporters will

[01:05:11] be the cock block I like it they have the brat pack he has the cock blocks that's right I like it

[01:05:16] your team just got changed our whole need well branding strategy that's right all right we're

[01:05:22] gonna wrap it up for the night wherever you're listening to us first of all thank you for

[01:05:26] sitting around yeah we're just listening I had a hard time doing it so thank you so much for

[01:05:36] checking us out we also have some blogs up on the uncle puckers calm some will take some the

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[01:05:47] it as far as that's pretty much it wherever you listen to us give us a subscription a download

[01:05:53] like we need more downloads I got an email from the hockey podcast now we're saying we need more

[01:05:57] downloads I'm not getting about that not just us like the whole network he was like it was like it

[01:06:02] was like a fire fundraising ad from a fucking political politician and it was so typical of a boss

[01:06:10] you know you have your best quarter ever and then they still come in like a little more yeah you

[01:06:16] think you can come in on Saturday actually it had a list two of things that podcasters can do

[01:06:23] to get more downloads about cock cut shows in half oh everybody would love to do with that makes

[01:06:31] up the part one and then a part two so we would just randomly end this show 30 minutes in

[01:06:38] and then tomorrow we download the rest of it because it's compelling enough that people are gonna

[01:06:43] want to go back it was required to get the capability but we do not have once we have you locked

[01:06:49] into this shit show we got to keep you here it's that simple we can't let you question how many

[01:06:54] other shows are doing three a week right now that I was actually going to send it we're yeah

[01:06:58] we're putting out a little bit more than most shows yeah I don't think that message is directed

[01:07:03] towards the other guys enough yeah well I know for a fact it wasn't directed towards us for the

[01:07:07] simple fact that our numbers keep going up every month so we're not the ones who are not getting

[01:07:12] the downloads so that's pretty good and what was some other stuff that he said people go

[01:07:18] to the website download or just you guys why does anybody download anything like to case a

[01:07:24] stream it yeah of course you can yeah so what the hell do they want downloads I don't understand

[01:07:29] why there is no way that you can just see how many people listened or watched your show apparently

[01:07:33] that way does not exist no they can no they can't see no streams we can't see no like like for

[01:07:42] instance only Spotify can see Spotify streams and Amazon Amazon Apple can see their

[01:07:48] streams there's no way for them to share that to everybody to know like how many streams they got

[01:07:54] all together through every you get across the streams yeah I get across this just don't break

[01:08:00] the streamer you get to qualify that's right you know but you remember Chris on on bug what was it

[01:08:04] buzz sprout you can actually see like every place is downloading it you can see that's more master

[01:08:10] down now so you can see like Spotify and you could see how many of where download it in each

[01:08:16] but that's just a downloads that's not stream has nothing to do and I'm gonna tell you the truth

[01:08:20] I've listened to a lot of shit and I don't know how much I've ever downloaded I know you've never

[01:08:25] downloaded your show no right I'm talking about stuff I've been listening to

[01:08:33] so yeah I just download so I just see where are you that you don't have internet you know

[01:08:39] like I used to have to download shit because I wouldn't get solid internet like on a ride right

[01:08:44] that was 10 or 12 years ago or something like that well I listen to a lot of podcasts and this

[01:08:49] one is the only one I download right you know so I mean we get you know quite a few downloads every

[01:08:56] month and we appreciate the all it's great doing it I appreciate it just like streaming it what

[01:09:01] are you doing man you're showing us up here you're filming it down you just you just

[01:09:05] download it you said it you subscribe you said it and then every quarter you can go ahead and

[01:09:09] get it off your phone just leave it there you know for the month well there you go do what

[01:09:14] Bobby just said I'd like them to download it burn it to a CD yes and then play it from a CD

[01:09:21] exactly well I go the best way video it's all of our stuff not only will be in you know

[01:09:26] regular wherever you can get a video with all the millimeter it will all be on laser disk

[01:09:30] laser disk yes we have to be playing our music now we're talking laser disk the best picture quality

[01:09:38] ever yeah it's gonna be on the next show I gotta do some notes I want to talk about officiating

[01:09:44] and not just in this sport but throughout like a few other sports so I have a bunch of stuff

[01:09:50] I want to run by you guys so that'll be a we're doing one more show this week it will be

[01:09:55] Saturday night after take on those fat guys they're gonna be here for it I'm gonna figure that out

[01:10:00] maybe I'm gonna have another version you don't have to go

[01:10:07] oh that's what you're doing a freaking birthday party for your six-year-old

[01:10:11] yes I did they were doing yeah it was a show seriously well the problem is is that yeah exactly

[01:10:15] well the problem is my wife actually works with it no right my wife works that that same night

[01:10:21] at the hospital 24 hours so it's just for me and the kids all night so I'm pulling and gonna miss

[01:10:27] all right have a month of show have a month of show yeah we did that

[01:10:29] now I'm reading on their stories you yeah you have them read exactly that would be great

[01:10:35] stories that only we could have this show three yeah maybe we'll do that the next time

[01:10:40] well because we got to get some more downloads so we are the uncle puckers for Bobby Dan

[01:10:44] mr mom i'm Chris let's see when we see it through this is out bye bye

[01:10:49] so you're doing a fun birthday thing on Saturday yeah we're gonna have our family over

[01:10:56] here if we're doing it early in the morning that's why Friday night we do this show late

[01:11:00] on Saturday isn't that my wife will be working overnight yeah that's the problem

[01:11:05] over tell her quick